11.24.09 KRISTEN STEWART IS A PUBLICIST’S DREAM
UPDATE: Obviously that was the wrong video. It has been fixed.
I apologize for yet another New Moon post, but you know me, these abstinence pinup studs just make my man panties so moist. Anyway, this is from a couple of days ago on Kimmel, where it was revealed that Taylor Lautner was a tween breakdancer (25 seconds), and Kristen Stewart is a publicist’s dream. Here’s the exchange from 1:35:
KIMMEL: [Obviously trying to joke] “Why is it that werewolves never wear shirts? What’s going on with that? … It also makes me wonder if Matthew McConaughey is a werewolf.”
KRISTEN STEWART: [Apparently not on board with the joking thing] There’s lots of justifications! We are not objectifying our men in this movie at all. No. They are 108 degrees. They’re hot, you know? They phase, they hide cutoff shorts and Nikes in the woods in little bushes…
Then later (2:30), she chastises Robert Pattinson like a kindergarten teacher for not introducing the clip like they’ve been trained. Point being, she acts like someone who’s had a lot more publicist coaching than she’s had school. She knows how to recognize a possible variant of PC criticism almost instantly (He’s accusing us of objectification!) and quickly shift into company talking points (it’s because they’re hot!), but she’s not smart enough to realize she’s not making sense (cutoff shorts? huh?) and no one was attacking her in the first place. You can read all about this and more in my new book, 10 Ways You’re Better Than a Celebrity.
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KRISTEN STEWART IS A PUBLICIST’S DREAM
It’s awesome that they’re working the angle in real life too. The less personality she has, the more space for Twilight fans to project their own on hers.
Chino, you read most of it, did Stephenie Meyer also cover why Bella is always biting her lip like a retard tying a shoelace?
You take that back! I have not touched one of those books! That was Al.
Cutoff shorts? Really? Since when are werewolves like Tobias Funke?
Now with the right video, FYI…
hehe
woods in little bushes…we’ll have none of that here!
Whoops, sorry Chino, my bad. From this angle you all kinda look alike.
McConaughey must be a werewolf. His hair is perfect.
Werewolves are ten degrees better than Nick Lachey’s band.
Of course, retard +10 is usually still retard.
If Kristen ever moves out to the Midwest for awhile, she’ll snap right out of that PC knee-jerkism. Or we’ll run her over with a tractor.
I hide cutoff shorts and nikes in the woods too.
Ah, runaways, is there anything besides escape that you can’t do?
You got mirrors on the ends of your shoes, Peet?
Robo, every werewolf’s hair would be perfect if they all had hairplugs.
I can’t explain exactly why, but I’d like to see David Boreanaz slap Taylor Lautner around.
boPa-It’s like sometimes we just…connect. “Thank you sir, may I have another?”
So, Rob got a ‘groin pull’ on the first day? I bet Taylor did it.
Peet’s under the bed. That’s where he always hides for PFC meetings.
Also for Girl Scout meetings. And for Oprah Book Club meetings.
Don’t ask.
This is like Six Degrees of
Kevin Baconretardation.*pre-emptive dick step apology*
Name? “T. Kirk”
Style? “Outer Space”
Special Moves? “The moonwalk *does moonwalk*, The Robot *does robot*, the Zero Shame *does Twilight Movie*”
Cer-Rob-ral Palsy? Someone get me to a fucking 12 step
program, please.
I don’t mean to shock or dismay any of my BTK cohorts around here but I don’t even think I could get it up to hate fuck this dumb bitch.
So…108 degrees is “hot”? Do you know what’s hotter?
The sun. K-STEW’S SEVERED HEAD WITH A VAMPIRE FLESHLIGHT RAMMED INTO HER MOUTH…WITH BLOOD!!!HTML FTW!Erswi-her wanting it would be a big turn off :/
so, rob tore his ass in the first movie, big surprise
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