11.12.09 KICK-ASS HAS A POSTER NOW TOO
Via MySpace, here’s the new poster for Matthew Vaughn’s Kick-Ass. That’s Aaron Johnson, the movie also stars Nic Cage and McLovin Mintz-Plasse. One of the subplots of the comic book is that Kick-Ass shows up to school covered in bruises, it spawns rumors that he’s a gay prostitute. I don’t know how much you can say about a poster, but this one’s pretty good as far as not having sunglasses badly Photoshopped onto anyone’s face or a punny tagline that’d make a greeting card writer puke. Also, I’m not sure what’s up with those boots. Between those, that haircut, and the two giant dildos he’s carrying, I think he might be a lesbian.
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KICK-ASS HAS A POSTER NOW TOO
Right. B/c that time I showed up for school covered in bruises it started those same types of rumors. That and it got my stepdad brought in to talk to the nice policemen.
I still kinda miss that old perv.
Anybody else seeing a Boondock Saints II: Prayin’ an’ Shootin’ Boogaloo ad at the bottom right of the screen?
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
I can’t fly. But I can jizz in your hair while you’re sleeping.
I can’t fly. But I can loiter outside your window at night while you’re in the shower.
Gay prostitute? It’s not like he showed up dead in the trunk of His car!
Avoiding dishpan hands never looked so androngynously gruff!
Cage’s character profile poster for this movie has the title: NIC-ASS
“No, god dammit, I said I go out at night and beat people up…”
I can’t fly. But I can go through your garbage and steal your used tampons.
I can´t fly, but I can lick your ass
Looks like this hero is…*record scratch*… down in the dumps.
I can’t fly. But you can’t read. Who sucks now huh? Huh loser??
Looks like someone who watches a lot of football with his guy friends.
Mandy Pepperidge wants her gloves back.
Wow, who beat the shit out of Frodo?
…before I could, I mean?
It’s like his superhero name could be Mysterious Skin.
I can’t fly. But I can sniff your dirty panties.
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