Comments on: KEANU REEVES SAMURAI MOVIE FINDS DIRECTOR http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/keanu-reeves-samurai-movie-finds-director FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:52:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: monkey_is_sneaky http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/keanu-reeves-samurai-movie-finds-director#comment-230400 monkey_is_sneaky Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:05:33 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21212#comment-230400 Any slanty eyes actor is a better actor than Keanu Reeves. Any slanty eyes actor is a better actor than Keanu Reeves.

]]> By: monkey_is_sneaky http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/keanu-reeves-samurai-movie-finds-director#comment-230357 monkey_is_sneaky Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:53:14 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21212#comment-230357 I'm still waiting for Hollywood to explore something more interesting like Atomic Holocaust. I’m still waiting for Hollywood to explore something more interesting like Atomic Holocaust.

]]> By: Charlie Br0nze http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/keanu-reeves-samurai-movie-finds-director#comment-230261 Charlie Br0nze Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:16:45 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21212#comment-230261 Josh Hartnett's agent needs to pull his finger out then. Josh Hartnett’s agent needs to pull his finger out then.

]]> By: Patty Boots http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/keanu-reeves-samurai-movie-finds-director#comment-230260 Patty Boots Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:14:56 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21212#comment-230260 It's like Hollywood only has two Japanese actors, Ken Watanabe and that guy who played the captain in <i>Sunshine</i>. And if those guys pass, they'll just casts whoever looks vaguely Japanese. It’s like Hollywood only has two Japanese actors, Ken Watanabe and that guy who played the captain in Sunshine. And if those guys pass, they’ll just casts whoever looks vaguely Japanese.

]]> By: Bubb Rubb http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/keanu-reeves-samurai-movie-finds-director#comment-230259 Bubb Rubb Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:56:58 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21212#comment-230259 Also, second the Tiger Beat nom. Also, second the Tiger Beat nom.

]]> By: GlennBeckHasAIDS http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/keanu-reeves-samurai-movie-finds-director#comment-230258 GlennBeckHasAIDS Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:54:03 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21212#comment-230258 Us Asians have to squint because it's so fucking difficult to tell us apart Us Asians have to squint because it’s so fucking difficult to tell us apart

]]> By: Bubb Rubb http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/keanu-reeves-samurai-movie-finds-director#comment-230257 Bubb Rubb Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:52:29 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21212#comment-230257 "You need a license to drive, hell you need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole play a white samurai." -Todd Higgins-San “You need a license to drive, hell you need a license to catch a fish. But they’ll let any butt-reaming asshole play a white samurai.”

-Todd Higgins-San

]]> By: GlennBeckHasAIDS http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/keanu-reeves-samurai-movie-finds-director#comment-230256 GlennBeckHasAIDS Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:50:07 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21212#comment-230256 And the Academy Award goes to...Keanu Reeves for <i>The Diving Bell And The Butterfly 2</i> And the Academy Award goes to…Keanu Reeves for The Diving Bell And The Butterfly 2

]]> By: Patty Boots http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/keanu-reeves-samurai-movie-finds-director#comment-230255 Patty Boots Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:46:57 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21212#comment-230255 Between this and <i>Ninja Assassin</i>, I think Hollywood might be purposely antagonizing Japan. Between this and Ninja Assassin, I think Hollywood might be purposely antagonizing Japan.

]]> By: Erswi http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/keanu-reeves-samurai-movie-finds-director#comment-230254 Erswi Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:45:03 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21212#comment-230254 Also, being squinty does not make you half Asian. If it did there would be a euphemism for mastrubation that was kinda . . . Oh, nevermind. Also, being squinty does not make you half Asian. If it did there would be a euphemism for mastrubation that was kinda . . .

Oh, nevermind.

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