(EATING SUSHI OFF NAKED CHIX: UR DOIN IT WRONG.)
Someone just sent me this picture of David Blaine, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Tobey Maguire, which is probably pretty old, but it was new to me. Even beyond featuring David Blaine, the full picture (this is just the top half) is pretty disturbing, and as soon as I saw it I really wished I hadn’t. I’m only sharing it with you guys because I needed to spread the pain around. Be warned, the full picture is NSFW for Tobey Maguire peen — or possibly, and I really hope this is the case, peen Photoshopped onto Tobey Maguire’s body. The full picture is here and Jesus why did you click that? Did you not hear what I just said about Tobey Maguire peen? Oh Christ, there’s also Blaine balls. Hey guys, I didn’t see you there at first. I don’t know about you, but I always imagined Tobey Maguire’s scrotum to look more, I dunno… boyish and… youthful. Cherubic, say. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go curl into the fetal position on the floor of an icy shower. Not because of the picture, that’s just how I spend most afternoons.
UPDATE:
It does indeed appear to be fake:
Thank God.
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that picture makes my niblets tingle
Vince, if you need it after this, I could send you a grapefruit spoon to gouge out your eyes with.
I didn’t know it was possible to feel so sad after getting to see a naked man for free.
*Has quick glance at photo* Whoa! Has Tobey got 3 dicks? *Doesn’t want a closer look, thank you*
This photo was taken right before David Blaine’s mouth made Tobey’s dick disappear.
Spider-Man 4(skin)
If this is your idea of a Rick Roll you’re doing it wrong.
Leo wants that match in his gas-tank.
Boom. Boom.
Are these more outtakes from that “Hangin’ with Leo” video?
Best.
Sausage.
Party.
EVER!
If you told me Jake Gyllenhaal took that picture, I’d believe you.
Speaking of David Blaine…
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Since I can’t see the picture I have no way of dove tailing a ball peen hammer joke into this, so somebody else do it for me.
Have we settled the issue of whether or not Tobey is wearing a prosthetic???
I can’t believe I clicked on that. DAMN YOU, BURNSY!
You know how I know this is gay? No bongos.
Toby Maguire: “See biscuit?”
Now Criss Angel has to try to get himself photgraphed with a naked Taylor Lautner and Johnny Depp.
Where’s one of those eye-rinsing fountain things from the chemistry lab when you need it?
Tea and strumpets.
Donk, make that Taylor Hanson, and I might be interested.
I spend my afternoons clicking refresh wishing there were more filmdrunkards on the left coast.
I clicked on Burnsy’s link and saw two more cocks!
This was actually taken while DiCaprio was on Growing Pains. Kirk Cameron was trying to disprove evolution by having these guys grab each other’s bananas.
Uh oh. That picture made my vagina run for the hills.
*hangs up missing kitty flyer*
This reminds Him of “Will and Ed’s Excellent Boner Christmas” as there is a scene where after Will finishes banging some chick, not only does Ed walk in on him naked, but brings in a pizza…AND THEY START EATING IT. Seriously, some guy ate a slice of pizza that was within inches of another dudes dong. Bad karma, man…you only take the gun out of the holster if your fixin’ to shoot it.
Oh, and Sean Michaels is Black Santa!
Why is Tobey’s junk so big? I’ve never seen anything… Erm. Never mind.
So that’s why he’s starring in “Brothers”. I just assumed that movie was about two guys who were related.
You guys are Googling Will and Ed’s Excellent Boner Christmas, aren’t you? AREN’T YOU???
I have a feeling that Tobey Maguire opened his robe and said “Sake?”.
Fu up!
When Santa’s elves go on strike, it’s up to Will and Ed to save the day, but with these two dudes on the prowl, they get themselves into trouble faster than you can say “Excellent”.
the next photo shows where David Blaine makes Tobey Maguire’s sausage magically dissapear
This should settle all those “magic is gay” arguments.
It’s a fake. A hilarious fake, but a fake none the less. I’ve actually seen this picture before. A million years ago, on 4chan. Anyway, here’s the original. [img106.imageshack.us]
spiderman spiderman… chillin with his bros with his balls hanging out… spiderman spiderman – don’t give a shit he’s a pimp superstar… look out – here comes the spiderman – all over your carpet and table… fucking up your sushi… spidermmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
The only thing missing from this picture is Casper Van Dien.
wut is so disturbing about this pic… they’re naked and hot!