Comments on: JASON SEGEL GIVES OUT HIS PHONE NUMBER IN SONG

By: Bubb Rubb

Bubb Rubb — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:42:39 +0000

And how the fuck do you type tildes on an iPhone? Now I look like an asshole, AND a pederast. Vannin’? There’s no app for that. :(

By: Bubb Rubb

Bubb Rubb — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:39:33 +0000

@argentino

Loud and clear, thanks. I’m trying out a new one now. “Banarla, y traegamela!!” usually just after I kick in the door to homeroom.

By: argentino

argentino — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:14:44 +0000

@bubb I was going to tell you that “It was just a bad dream” translates to “me gusta por el culo” but I cant cheat to a fellow kiddie rapist, so “Fue solo un mal sueño”
Keep on vannin!

By: Bubb Rubb

Bubb Rubb — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:26:27 +0000

Does anyone know how to say “It was just a bad dream” in Spanish?

By: Bubb Rubb

Bubb Rubb — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:22:21 +0000

Write a song from the heart, and jnclude as much personal information as you can.

I find it much easier to just whistle “De Colores” to myself while I wait for the Royhpnol to kick in.

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:19:59 +0000

For the first time since 1982, Jenny’s phone isn’t ringing.

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:17:53 +0000

Though I’m sure why he chose to sing it with a cutesy indie band like “The Swell Season.”

I think these guys were Plan B after Ronnie James Dio had to cancel his tour.

By: Shop 101

Shop 101 — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:09:07 +0000

(you know, the musical artists from the indie musical Once)

Note to them (and DeVotchKa for that matter) : suffer a brain injury and finish eighth runner up on American Idol. It’s a better career plan.

By: JHC

JHC — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:05:14 +0000

Fuck a duck. Please insert “pay” in there, if you’re so inclined. If you’re not, go fuck yourself because I don’t like you anyway.

By: JHC

JHC — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:03:04 +0000

if you thought it was small
well then your boyfriend
is probably  not white

I’ve never had a woman complain about my size.

Except for when I them the extra $20 to do so. Hate fucking is worth the extra dough.