From SlashFilm:
Jason Segel (Forgetting Sarah Marshall) joined The Swell Season — Irish musician Glen Hansard and Czech singer and pianist Markéta Irglová (you know, the musical artists from the indie musical Once) — on stage at The Wiltern in Los Angeles on November 18th, 2009. Segel joked that the movie Once beat out the Dracula Love song from Forgetting Sarah Marshall at the Academy Awards due to Hollywood “politics.”
I tried to watch Once once after everyone said it was good, but I couldn’t stomach all the emotional balladry. But then I treat earnestness the way cockroaches treat sunlight, probably because I’m so well adjusted. Anyway, I’m including an excerpt of the lyrics below. The phone number in the chorus is real, and goes to a recording with Segel’s email address. I called it myself to confirm. I’ll let you guys know if we end up frotting.
1-315-329-6673
But only call it if you need me
315-329-6673
But only call if you’re disease free
315-329-6673
But only call it if you need meRemember when I showed my penis in
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Well there were no special effects
No, no special effects
So if you thought it was small
if you thought it was small
well then your boyfriend
is probably not white.
Good times. Though I’m not sure why he chose to sing it with a cutesy indie band like “The Swell Season.” Conceptually, I’m pretty sure they stole their name from my 80s metal band, Bonertown. Subtlety is for pussies.
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The Mighty Feklahr feels that “Diarrhea FUPA” would be a good band name.
I think his band name should be A Flock of Segels.
He’s welcome to play with my acid-funk jam band, “Judith Light and the Lifetime Movie Network”, anytime.
if you thought it was small
well then your boyfriend
is probably not white
I’ve never had a woman complain about my size.
Except for when I them the extra $20 to do so. Hate fucking is worth the extra dough.
Fuck a duck. Please insert “pay” in there, if you’re so inclined. If you’re not, go fuck yourself because I don’t like you anyway.
(you know, the musical artists from the indie musical Once)
Note to them (and DeVotchKa for that matter) : suffer a brain injury and finish eighth runner up on American Idol. It’s a better career plan.
Though I’m sure why he chose to sing it with a cutesy indie band like “The Swell Season.”
I think these guys were Plan B after Ronnie James Dio had to cancel his tour.
For the first time since 1982, Jenny’s phone isn’t ringing.
Write a song from the heart, and jnclude as much personal information as you can.
I find it much easier to just whistle “De Colores” to myself while I wait for the Royhpnol to kick in.
Does anyone know how to say “It was just a bad dream” in Spanish?
@bubb I was going to tell you that “It was just a bad dream” translates to “me gusta por el culo” but I cant cheat to a fellow kiddie rapist, so “Fue solo un mal sueño”
Keep on vannin!
@argentino
Loud and clear, thanks. I’m trying out a new one now. “Banarla, y traegamela!!” usually just after I kick in the door to homeroom.
And how the fuck do you type tildes on an iPhone? Now I look like an asshole, AND a pederast. Vannin’? There’s no app for that. :(