Probably the only thing more fun than ridiculing Twilight fans is ridiculing Japanese Twilight fans (fat jokes plus racist pidgin speak? I’m in love!). On that note, here’s a Japanese news segment on the New Moon phenomenon. The girls say they like it for the hot guys and it’s got your usual Team Jacob vs. Team Edward stuff, but the best parts are the odd translations:
“Please bite me!”
“She wants to be hugged by Jacob. She imagines his hard-looking muscles will feel soft.”
Well sure, like Hello Kitty muscles. Seems plausible. Reached for comment, “That’s really creepy,” said a Japanese businessman through a mouthful of schoolgirl panties while laying out a fine picnic for his expensive f-ck pillow.
[via JapanProbe]
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Japan can get away with shit like this because for every idiot Twilight fan they have in their country, there are over 9000 ninjas!
Only hugs from Japanese boys make Jacob’s muscle hard.
Oh, god, can you imagine if Twihards and otaku ever combine forces? It’s like something out of Revelations.
Sometimes I wonder if there is a Japanese site like…”Firmdlunk”, or something where a bunch of cranky, cynical slants look at Americans and think we are a bunch of fucking psychotic morons?
“Rookee heel! Fat Amelican dlessed as Kringon! DONG!!!!!!!”
Blasphemy, Fek. Everyone loves Americans!
So, is He the only one here that knows “over 9000″ is a DBZ meme, or is He the only one that DOESN’T know that it isn’t funny?
Blasphemy? *I* am an American and I hate Paris Hilton.
QED-The French are surrender monkeys.
Japanese girls love Twilight because they’ve grown up accustomed to men as old as Edward stalking them by smell.
I would expect this type of behavior from the Japanese.
It’s time for another exciting round of “Japanese People Loving Twilight is Not at All Surprising”. In this round, we’ll be going over the list of Japan loves/Twilight has. Ready? Here we go:
Japan Loves/Twilight Has: Really pale people with no personality.
Japan Loves/Twilight Has: Teenage girls with a penchant for endangering themselves.
Japan Loves/Twilight Has: Boys with mysterious curses
Japan Loves/Twilight Has: Smelling young girls.
Japan Loves/Twilight Has: Baseball!
Over 9000?
Great, now the Japanese have even more American exports that suck.
jewilight is ok with sticking it in the pussy as long as you put a blanket with a hole in the middle.
Japan Loves/Twilight Has: asking people what blood type they are.
Japan Loves/Twilight Has: AIDSMy favorite instance of Japan stereotyping Americans comes from an old Capcom game called Rival Schools. The American team consists of a blonde football player (who I think was racist against the Japanese), a dumb blonde cheerleader with huge boobs, and a big black guy.
So we’re even.
Patty, they only left out the morbidly obese guy in diapers because it was very similar to E. Honda from street fighter.
Harhar! Gaijin vampiree pussy boy! No tenticreez!!
My favo(u)rite stereo types are from Japan.
I have 28 weiners.
Wait I thought it was Japanese law for all obese men to wear diapers there. I’m so Confused.
Why did they interview the same girl over and over again? And isn’t that the Harry Potter Japanese fangirl?