Probably the only thing more fun than ridiculing Twilight fans is ridiculing Japanese Twilight fans (fat jokes plus racist pidgin speak? I’m in love!). On that note, here’s a Japanese news segment on the New Moon phenomenon. The girls say they like it for the hot guys and it’s got your usual Team Jacob vs. Team Edward stuff, but the best parts are the odd translations:
“Please bite me!”
“She wants to be hugged by Jacob. She imagines his hard-looking muscles will feel soft.”
Well sure, like Hello Kitty muscles. Seems plausible. Reached for comment, “That’s really creepy,” said a Japanese businessman through a mouthful of schoolgirl panties while laying out a fine picnic for his expensive f-ck pillow.