11.24.09 JAMES CAMERON WANTS TO MARRY HIS COMPUTER
IGN just debuted this new clip from James Cameron’s Avatar, “Thanador Chase”. It’s not 3-D, but it looks pretty, and watching it you can sort of imagine what it’s going to look like when it’s in 3-D. The scene is basically the Captain Kirk vs. the butthole monster scene from the Star Trek movie if you mashed it with Fern Gully: The Last Rainforest. Speaking of which, I think I speak for everyone when I say that Thanadors would be a lot cooler if they could sing songs in the voice of Tone Löc. If only he was still alive.
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JAMES CAMERON WANTS TO MARRY HIS COMPUTER
Dude, you said Star Trek! Kirk vs. Gorn or GTFO!
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra or GTFO!
Anybody else think how funny it would have been if when he jumped over that waterfall that we would have landed on some shallow rocks and paralyzed his avatar too?
Kahless almighty Avatar looks shitty
That’s a very interesting take on this video clip. I wonder what The League’s Paul Scheer thinks about this.
Tone Loc’s dead? Where the hell was I?
Why do you call them “thanadors”
“because they’re bigger than a door, get it?”
Man, I can’t wait until we wipe your species out.
Too much Funky Cold Medina?
Tone Loc isn’t dead. He was paid $50 to make you holler and now he’s serving 5 to 10.
I hate you so much, Burnsy.
I can’t wait to go to a midnight screening of AVATAR 3D. It’s gonna be like that time I hate-fucked my AIDS into everyone at handi-camp. I do like volunteering.
My computer wants me to marry it, but I can get sex from it any time I want, so why should I?
Hate this…
*point to crotch, unzips, pulls out Sarah Palin book, opens over*
“To Vinnie, my Eye-talian meatball. Love, Sarah”
James Horner must have taken one look at this and thought, “Seeing as Jim’s just remade Aliens he might as well have the same score.” The score here sounded just a little like it does in the scene where Ripley takes control of the APC and saves the remaining Marines.
If you want to marry your computer, you need to go to the Justice of the PC.
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