Comments on: JAMES CAMERON WANTS TO MARRY HIS COMPUTER

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:18:09 +0000

If you want to marry your computer, you need to go to the Justice of the PC.

By: Charlie Br0nze

Charlie Br0nze — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:15:42 +0000

James Horner must have taken one look at this and thought, “Seeing as Jim’s just remade Aliens he might as well have the same score.” The score here sounded just a little like it does in the scene where Ripley takes control of the APC and saves the remaining Marines.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:04:02 +0000

Hate this…

*point to crotch, unzips, pulls out Sarah Palin book, opens over*

“To Vinnie, my Eye-talian meatball. Love, Sarah”

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:00:42 +0000

My computer wants me to marry it, but I can get sex from it any time I want, so why should I?

By: Morton Salt

Morton Salt — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:00:32 +0000

I can’t wait to go to a midnight screening of AVATAR 3D. It’s gonna be like that time I hate-fucked my AIDS into everyone at handi-camp. I do like volunteering.

By: Vince Mancini

Vince Mancini — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:59:12 +0000

I hate you so much, Burnsy.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:57:28 +0000

Tone Loc isn’t dead. He was paid $50 to make you holler and now he’s serving 5 to 10.

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:54:58 +0000

Too much Funky Cold Medina?

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:54:43 +0000

Why do you call them “thanadors”

“because they’re bigger than a door, get it?”

Man, I can’t wait until we wipe your species out.

By: Erswi

Erswi — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:52:05 +0000

Tone Loc’s dead? Where the hell was I?