JACKASS 3-D
11.19.09Jackass is one of those things you either like or you don’t. I have the brain of a 13 year old, so naturally Jackass 2 was the most fun I’ve had in a theater since I learned that trick with the popcorn container. Not much is known about the project at this point, but Paramount recently released its list of titles for 2010, and one of them is Jackass 3-D. A third Jackass wouldn’t be a huge surprise, since the cast has dropped hints about doing more Jackass in various interviews, but… 3-D? Wouldn’t that require a big, expensive camera rig that’d make a lot of the Jackass stunts impossible? I guess it depends on the type of stunts. But until we hear more, I’m just going to assume 3-D isn’t a dimension, but rather the number of D’s you should expect to see. Then when they release the extended DVD cut, it can be called Jackass 3——D
Then there’ll be Jackass 3====D ~~~~ (+) (+) and Jackass 3====D ~~~~ (|) Hey, which one of you fags wants to pull my finger?
[via CHUD, Cinematical]

A whole-hearted meh.
I’ve never seen a black guy run away from a melon before!
Yes yes! Putting a dog’s shock collar on your balls just cries for that extra dimension.
Being the 3rd dick in a gay-sex session is no fun. Trust me.
Do you know what would be really really really really really cool? A motion capture animated version of Jackass!
I hope they see who can put the most mint-flavored tooth picks down their dick holes. Like this…
3===З
This is exactly what I’ve always wanted: to see Chris Pontius and Steve-O’s junk in 3D.
The 3D is in reference to the quantity and cup size of the fat one’s back tits.
Please fasten seat belts and place your tray in an upright position. Prepare for teabagging.
I hope Bam’s dad finally loses his shit and blows his fucking brains out, in 3-D!!!
Honestly, assuming this is in 3D, how much time will be spent shooting from under glass tables as piss, shit and vomit come rocketing towards the screen? It’ll be like JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH all over again.
I’ll watch them hit each other in the nuts and light fireworks out of each other’s asses as long as there aren’t any gays around.
Morty, don’t forget blood, jizz, and bloody jizz.
And maybe jizzy blood.
Geez noMo, I guess you think a game of limp biscuit is gay too, right?
Hellz nah! I had limp biscuits and gravy for breakfast this morning.
Jack!ass >>> Jackass, gnomesayin?
You like Jack!’s ass?
Not really, but I’m sure it’s better than Jackass.
Don’t make me choose!
“I am Jack!’s ass.”
( <— watched Fight Club last night)
(( <— was gonna say “I am Jack!’s dead parents”, but realised that would be pretty low))
Durst.
“Somebody say ‘limp biscuit’?”
*drops skater shorts*
Now ^^that’s^^ a durst.
When is Brazillian fart cake splatter porn going 3D?
Hey, remember 2007?
So I passed what I assume is a shooting location for the new Stafe movie being shot down here on my way to werk this morning. No sign of da Stafe but I’m sure it was.
Der’ wuz a fockin’ sweet sazz wagon pahked out fron’!
the extended cut on that should be called “circumcition edition”