(Michelle Rodriguez pilots future helicopters a quarter mile at a time)
Avatar just released a new “interactive” trailer, and what that means is that you can go to this site and download an Avatar desktop application that has video trailers for all the characters from Avatar, and probably a lot of other cool stuff I’m not computer savvy enough to even understand. It’s like, they’re creating an entirely new universe, man. Instead, I just watched the trailer for Michelle Rodriguez’ character, Trudy Chacon1. You’ll never believe this, but she’s both hardcore and Latina. Oh I know, I was as surprised as you are. *snaps gum, puts on eye makeup*
1 It’s impossible to say this name without breaking into a bad Rosie Perez impression.
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Good. I’m sick of this shit.
If you need me, I’ll be jerking off to a Twilight thread.
1 It’s impossible to say this name without breaking into a bad Rosie Perez impression.
Fuck you, you’re right.
Just to settle this for all time – Vanessa Del Rio was a “hardcore Latina”. I once saw her take 3 cocks in one orifice.
This chick is just fugly. Not the same thing.
chacon in argentina means pussy
MICHELLE FUCKING LOVES CHACON!!!
I always wanted The Facts of Life‘s Trudy’s chacon.
Germans shat on the chacon.
I wish “Chacon” was a chicken/bacon hybrid.
pinche cameron!
I ddrank a beer to celebrate when Rosie Perez died in that mine explosion.
Mmmmmm… fried Chacon.
Pvt. Vasquez > Trudy
JenutaChaconThat is all. GAME OVER, MAN!
Latina furturecopter pilots always go 5mph under the speed limit.
Love chicken? Love bacon? Well why not try Chacon, the great new food product from the makers of spam. May contain nuts and anus.
You always were an asshole Cameron!
Crappy, let’s snuggle*.
*circle jerk
Yup, knew i should have refreshed before submitting. Man. i’m hungry.
Bob: Hey Jimmy, why did the latina futurecopter pilot cross the road?
Jimmy: Geez Bob, I guess because she had better get her ass back in the kitchen where she belongs?
[grabs piss boot, biscuit, jumps in back of BTK van]
Needs more Lance Hendrickson.
Latina futurecopter pilots don’t have insurance.
Latina Futurecopter pilots are only viable until they turn 25. Once they hit 26, they get too fucking big to fit in the cockpit.
Latina futurecopter pilots have five kids in the back seat with no seatbelts.
Latina futurecopter pilots baile como juana la cubana.
Latina futurecopter pilots only listen to Shakira when she sings in spanish.
The blue cat people knew they were fucked the day their sky contained the Michellicopter.
Latina futurecopter pilots can’t parallel park for shit.
The Michellicopter is not, in fact, a helicopter. It’s a whirly-grrrrrrrrrrrr!
Latina futurecopter pilots know that Crappy is bored and has nothing left for this movie.
Latina Futurecopter pilots are great at flying below radar. Something to do with riding low, i guess.
Jesus Fuckin’ nobody is Michellicopter’s co-pilot.
Also harcore, peaches.
Como se dice “strikethrough tag” en Filmdrunk?
LeHaMa, “del,” or “strike”
Apparently Latina Futurecopter pilots are trained to scan for targets by Forest Whitaker.
Latina Futurecopter pilots have bobble head Madonna’s on their dash boards.
Bob: Hey Jimmy, what did one Na’vi say to the other?
Jimmy: Fuck you, Bob.
Un-dursting a mediocre sight joke:
JesusFuckin’ nobody is Michellicopter’s co-pilotHooray!
Lesbian Latina helicopter pilots are the best lovers because they have full control over pitch, roll and yaw.
No love today for the old school, Buckwheat-bushed pornstars eh? I see how it is now.
The police cruisers lights are so bright, she has to wear shades.
One day they’ll stop making blockbusters and just hype-up their marketing campaigns.
@film nazi: are you Randy Mayem Singer?