(“Fill up momma’s wine glass and I’ll show you what I like to call the Streeptease.”)
Writer/Director Nancy Meyers writes the kind of movies (What Women Want, Something’s Gotta Give, The Holiday) that my mom forces me to watch that I end up resenting her for a little bit. This is the new trailer for her latest, starring Meryl Streep, Steve Martin, and Alec Baldwin (good), whose title is a copy of either a Facebook relationship status, an Avril Lavigne song, or a Denise Richards reality show (bad). Coming Christmas Day, It’s Complicated. Have you ever wanted to hear Alec Baldwin deliver lines that start with “O M G”? (no) Did you ever wish you’d see Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin making out in an elevator? (no) Were you hoping Steve Martin would get hip to webcam chat? (no) Well then this movie is for you! (not me).
Is this entire movie about older folks using technologies I hoped they’d never figure out. Hold on, I’m getting a text… oh nice, a picture of the dump my dad just took. What a wonderful time to be alive.
[HD trailer at Apple]
UPDATE: Here’s Fek’s take on the banner pic. Subtle, and now it looks like she wants something besides wine.
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I hear they had originally filmed a gratuitous sex scene but between all the flaps and folds, audience members couldn’t figure out if they were fucking or trying to put up an old army surplus tent.
Ewww. Donk. Gross.
In the sequel, Hey, It’s Fucking Complicated, Andrew Dice Clay and Brutus the Barber Beefcake show Cher it’s still ok to fall in love (and screw two guys at the same time).
The mighty Feklahr bets if Meryl Streep took off her shirt, she’d look just like Ric Flair!
Streep: Waiter, can you hear this? Want me to turn it up?
Baldwin: Yeah, hmmm…you should use a different finger for that…
No tits or GTFO.
“Movies for your mom” is a perfect way to describe Nancy Meyers’ work.
I’m sure Facebook will try to drag me to this.
Streep: “Ooooooooh, ohhhhhhhhh, yeeeeeeeeah, unnnnnnnnnn, mmmmmmmmmmm, OH! GOD! YES!”
Elderly patron: “I’ll die now, please.”
They can change the title to Is Single if my girlfriend tries to make me watch this.
Patty, while you’re at it you should take Facebook for a day at the spa and maybe shopping for shoes. Would it kill you to spend time with Facebook after all Facebook’s done for you?
So this is basically a mashup of Collegehumor’s weekly articles ‘Dating: It’s Complicated’ and ‘Parents Just Don’t Understand’ turned into a movie?
If it turns out Balwdin and Martin live together and pull horrible pranks on one another, they’ll have the trifecta.
You know what else is as gross as old people fucking and is complicated?
My bowel movements.
The Mighty Feklahr thinks going out with Streep would be hot, she can suck the test strips out of an Accucheck meter!
Does it seem like Baldwin’s thumbing his helmet under the table in the banner pic?
“Menopause? I’m hittin dis sh#t, raw dog.”
I’m always amazed at the kind of dick Meryl Streep can yank on film. Robert Redford, Pierce Brosnan, Ed Begley Jr…