HERZOG THOUGHT NIC CAGE WAS ON DRUGS
11.17.09I tried to tell you guys that Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans is awesome, but don’t take my word for it, I’m just a guy in a windowless van filled with cats. Take it from Werner Herzog, he’s, uh… a crazy German guy… who got shot in the belly and laughed about it. Dang, I may have to rewrite this.
Amped up, antic and crackling with chemical intensity, Nic Cage’s performance moved movie critic Roger Ebert to observe: “Cage is as good as anyone since Klaus Kinski at portraying a man whose head is exploding.”
Cage’s tweaker technique was so realistic, it caused the movie’s director, Werner Herzog — who worked with Kinski on five films — to call into question what the Oscar winner was really putting up his nose.
Was it ants? Please say it was ants.
“We had prop cocaine. Nicolas would sniff it, and I would ask him to shift positions,” Herzog recently recalled. “From the moment I would ask him to move, he would be acting erratic. All of a sudden, I had the feeling: For God’s sake, has he taken cocaine?”
Cage darkened at the memory of Herzog’s on-set interrogation. “I would be psyching myself up, using my imagination to believe I was really blasted on coke,” Cage said. “I take this little vial of saccharine-type stuff, and I would snort it and try to build that fourth wall around myself, get all agitated so I could believe I was this crazy cop who was high. And Werner would say to me, ‘Nicolas, what is in that vial?’ I’d be like, ‘You’ve got to be kidding!’ ” [LATimes]
You have to admit, it takes a solid performance to make a guy who started a film school with a class in lockpicking stop and say, “Release za pigs! Wait… Dude, are you high?” We also gave Nic Cage kind of a hard time about wasting his money on stuff like cobra anti-venom, but seeing as how he was about to do a movie with Werner Herzog, now it just seems like a reasonable precaution.


Werner first became concerned when Nic Cage offered to suck his dick for another take.
OLD GUY HAZ OLD CURTINS!
Wait…Cage is sniffing Saccharine? Does Sweet and Low really make your head expand like that?
Werner Herzog : Nic Cage :: Martin Scorsese : Leonardo DiCaprio
(Please let this become a true analogy.)
I’m not saying that Nic Cage’s cop on drugs impression wasn’t well-done. All I’m saying is that all those drawings on my parents refrigerators really didn’t look as much like real tigers as my mom led me to believe.
He had a similar problem on the set of Wicker Man. When he put on the bear suit and built that fourth wall everyone ran away screaming “Nic was eaten by a bear!”
“Now it looked like zis was not ze first time he had taken cock in. Not ze first time up his nose either.”
I’m just a guy in a windowless van filled with cats.
“Free candy” van guy, eat your heart out.
Stop trying to make Kate Hudson as endearing and cute as her mom I hate here please go awasy..
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Of course it wasn’t cocaine. Nic Cage is a meth actor.
*Nic Cage snorts a vial of saccharine*
OH SHOOGER HAI!
Oh my God, I just realized that the otter is holding a baby otter.
SO CUUUUUTE.
*ahem*
I mean, uh… Nic Cage sure is crazy, y’all.
I once believed that Cage really did want to remove Travolta’s face. Of course, I thought he wanted to do it orally.
The only reason he’s snorting sugar is to calm the angry bees in his head.
I mean, THAT shit was real, wasn’t it?
Cage snorted the wrong vial before a couple of takes. why does it burn? WHY DOES IT BURN?
My brother took me to the wrap party for this. The next morning, Nic and I woke up together underneath a Cutlass Ciera in the parking lot of a Red Roof Inn. We had, at some point, traded pants. Say what you will, but that mother fucker can party.
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One time I set my own pants on fire while I was trying to refill my Zippo that I had custom engraved to say “Princess.” Say what you will, but I am terrible with accelerants.
http://www.mypantsareonfire.org
I haven’t seen this yet and already it’s my favorite movie of all time.