11.11.09 HAPPY VETERINARIAN’S DAY FROM GEORGE WASHINGTON
Today is Veteran’s Day, and while I appreciate all that veterans have done to protect me from the greasy Japs and filthy, bucktoothed Limeys, I’m not very good at honest, heartfelt statements. Luckily we have actual veteran Matt for that. The only thing I’m a veteran of is a few impassioned tickle fights and working in the porn industry. But in honor of Veteran’s Day, here’s one of my favorite clips from Da Ali G Show, featuring a veterinarian who’s also a veteran, who’s name just happens to be George Washington.
“So where is, like, the tigers? What about a ‘ippototamus?”“No, I already told you, this is not a zoo! It’s a farm! Do you know what a farm is?”
“Well it’s like a rubbish zoo, obviously.”
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HAPPY VETERINARIAN’S DAY FROM GEORGE WASHINGTON
Yeah? Well my cousin is a vegetarian that also happens to be a libertarian that also happens to be a zombie. His name is Geroge Washingto.
Borat?
I hope that was intentional.
I gotta say, I have given Uff a lot a shit before, but his post about Veterans Day was really touching. Whereas I have not served in the armed forces myself, I have been fortunate enough to be close with friends and family members that have, and they do and have done shit I could probably never do.
Regardless of how you feel about “war”, our American soldiers are honourable and deserve our respect. The Mighty Feklahr honours all those who have served and are serving the American Armed Forces.
You’re welcome, Vince.
[annoyed roll-eyes mock-fellatio gif]
Regardless of how you feel about “war”, our American soldiers are honourable and deserve our respect.
Fek is a secret Canadian! Burn him!
Bah, yuo forsahk lapping yingtahs wouldn’t know correct spleling if ti wlaked over and smakced yuo in teh face.
You guys should check the post Matt made over at KSK about the book reading. Unless it’s the same as the one over at WG, then don’t. I can’t check WG because the IT Nazis have it blocked.
Geroge Whashingto doesn’t think you are all a bunch of pussies, he knows it.
Unrelated but the Levi’s ad on the side-bar sparked a brain cell . . . WTF is up with the Levi’s ad that is set to a reading of Pioneers, O Pioneers by Walt Whitman? Don’t they know what happens when you fuck with Walt?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/the-greatest-high-school-english-paper-of-all-time
Geroge Whashingto ejaculates musket balls at 642fps.
Erswi, do not even get me started on how much I absolutely loathe that commercial.
Geroge Whashingto snapped Mr. T’s dick off and sodomized him with it to establish pack dominance.
Geroge Whashingto wasn’t at Valley Forge, he forged that motherfucker.
At least I’m not alone in this regard. There is still some of my 10th grade English teacher inside me (no, I did not cut here up and eat her) that believes some things are sacrosanct.
Also, it’s fucking annoyingly dark and I can’t see anything. AND GET OFF MY LAWN, YA PUNK KIDS!!
Geroge Whashingto freuently trips over his own dick.
Geroge Whashingto really likes how Uproxx(xxx!!!) kicks you out to the home page after posting, but only some of the time so you get all confused.
Geroge Whashingto bitch slapped Bruce Lee for not leaving a big enough tip at Applebee’s.
Maybe it’s because I’ve grown used to blue jeans commercials being unnecessarily fucking weird and full of themselves, but there is no commercial out right now worse that “We are Miracle Whip and we will not tone it down”. Thank you, fake mayonnaise, you’ve finally given me something to which I can belong that flies in the face of convention. I may buy my clothes at a gas station and know as much about the indie club scene as I do about string theory, but nobody can make me feel inferior while I sit on my couch in my underwear eating this club sandwich.
Puke up!
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