This is the trailer for Grown Ups, from Dennis Dugan, who previously directed You Don’t Mess With the Zohan, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, The Benchwamers, and National Security. It stars both Rob Schneider and Kevin James, because God hates me.



But is it funny because he’s fat?
Or is it just not funny?
James, James,
James is not funny,
With no originality,
(Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!)
Please skip this movieeee!
Chris Farley is wobbling like a turtle in his grave.
Kevin James: Rope on a tree baby! The class is in session.
Spade(Turns to camera): Great, I’m here with Spanglish, CB4, Blart, and Bigalow, when I could be a douche at home with my DirecTV … But no, I’m stuck making a marginally funny movie with(points at Kevin James falling down a cliff).
Spade: Man, don’t you wish I was the one that died?
First 2012, and now this? The apocalypse is surely upon us.
Lince, God may hate you, but Kahless still loves you long time for that Bad Lieutenant review. Oh, and apparently Indara doesn’t give a shit about you either way. :/
*clap* . . . *clap* . . . *clap* . . . *clap* . . .
for Burnsy
From the writers of “Der” and “Ta-Tum-Ta-Tiddly-Too”
I Now Pronounce You Dumb and Lazy
Remember in Ghostbusters when the Stay-Puff man loses his smile and it goes to a frown, that reminds me of Kevin James’ face every time I see it.
*mallow frown*
Shhh, quiet please!
I’m putting into an Asian chick’s bra….
I always wondered what ‘The Great Outdoors’ would have looked like if it had sucked.
…and their wives are played by Salma Hayek and Maria Bello? David Carradine couldn’t suspend my disbelief.
Whoa, I just found this video of the cast and writers developing the idea for this movie: [tinyurl.com]
When your resume has Zohan as your best movie, the sky’s the limit for Mr. Dugan! Wow.
Rob Schneider is…THE TAG-ALONG! Rated PG-13
To be fair, he also directed Happy Gilmore and he’s probably more of a kiss ass who doesn’t really do anything than a hack, but at the same time, fuck him.
Happy Gilmore was made 400 years ago, right?
Kevin James has two first names because he is as fat as two human beings.
Kevin James grows a beard the same way that Play-Doh makes spaghetti. The hair is always there, he just has to lose weight to make it extrude through his five chins.
Rob Schneider is only in this movie because he stowed away in Kevin James’ fupa.
Finally, a movie that combines Kevin James’ large size and physical comedy. Yes!
How could this trailer forget the immortal Colin Quinn? I mean jesus Howard Stern and Artie Lange both claim he is the funniest comedian alive. Then again when I hear “Next on the show Colin Quinn” I usually slam off my Sirius and bash my head on the steering wheel.