Despite the fact that Xuxa warranted only a small, anomalous blip in my childhood memories, she apparently had the second highest selling album in the history of Brazil and at one point had amassed a $470 million fortune. I remember her mostly for her short-lived English kids show, but she also posed for Playboy, just in case you’re feeling Google Image Search-y. Mmm-mm, ain’t no P like host-of-a-children’s show P, am I right, bros?
Anyway, in this video, a bunch of Brazilian kids are busy beating each other up, but then Xuxa shows up on her white motorcycle and her dog puppet teaches them how to do graffiti. Later that day, Will Smith popped in to film the intro to Fresh Prince of Bel Air and all the kids moved to New York where they taught Johnny 5 to steal car stereos. At least, that’s how I remember it.
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Mmmmmmmmm, xuxa
No wonder she loves that dog. If he’s on her chest then the guy with his hand up his ass is oh (points at crotch) YAY high.
Do them pics look like she has Buckwheat in a Triangle choke? Otherwise, not interested.
That looks like a fuckload of work, but if it gets that many kids to follow, how do I get my own Xuxa?
Mmm-mm, ain’t no P like host-of-a-children’s show P, am I right, bros?
Totally. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve jerked it to Mr. Rogers’ P.
And thus, Brazil’s most notorious gang of street toughs was formed. No drably painted building was safe.
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Xenu’s niece seems a little tarded.
No. So i looked her up. Apparently both Pele and Ayrton Senna got some. Ayrton Senna’s dead and Pele does commercials for* erectile dysfunction. She sounds like bad news.
*the treatment of. I don’t think he was promoting erectile dysfunction, although you never can tell with these swarthy South Americans.
Xuxa’s brother, Xuya isn’t nearly as successful as she is.
Hello, hello, hello! It’s time for Xuxa and her show!
No joke, from Xuxa’s wikipedia page (so it is fact):
Xuxa also hide a part of her life that she did not want to show to the world and also to her viewers. Xuxa sold her soul to the devil for 100,000 million dollars and has tricked a lot of children and people. In her shows, she used to sing songs that the words and meanings were oposite. In one of her shows, she was singing brazilian words in backwords and if you pay very close attention to the words she was saying, Xuxa was saying, “Let us give a welcome to satan”., in a shows that children from different countries and parts of the world would watch. Today, we have to be very and very careful what our children and we are watching and viewing in the television.
Ayrton paints walls with his brains.
She was huge here in argentinaland, my girlfriend went to her show and got a doll for pushing other kids.
And Pele is said to have lost his virginity to a boy, so the erectile disfunction may come from cock sucking.