Comments on: INDY CURES BROKEN HEARTS WITH SCIENCE

By: Nicholas

Nicholas — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:13:35 +0000

Brendan Frasier’s toupee is from the space between spaces.

By: Erswi

Erswi — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:05:19 +0000

Also. New up. And Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is up wiff Uproxx booting me to the main page every time I comment?

UPPPROOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!

By: Erswi

Erswi — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:02:58 +0000

Is there any chance that something happens to Indy’s family in some bizarre twist. I’ve heard he really wants them back.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:01:46 +0000

Donk, I think we have enough Jesuses here in California. I doubt a movie about cloning them would get much play.

By: spazmodic

spazmodic — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:00:47 +0000

Keep fucking that chicken, Donk.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:58:00 +0000

The Hail Mary Miracle cure involves injecting her with stem cells grown in a laboratory where they’ve recovered Jesus’ DNA and have started cloning him.

Holy shit, you gays think I could get a six figure deal for that idea?

What if I add a street-wise latina and a talking rooster?

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:53:30 +0000

If his “hail mary miracle cure” involves inter-dimensional space aliens I’m killing a puppy.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:48:39 +0000

In the end, Harrison Ford replaces the daughter’s heart with Calista Flockhart.

And dicks will be shat, sir. THAT you can count on.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:45:07 +0000

Dear Uproxx(xxxx!!!),
Please stop fucking with this site. You are only making things worse.
Regards,
DireCrapmutttasticbasket

By: argentino

argentino — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:41:17 +0000

Im glad I f5ed this, or else I would have stepped on spaz´s dick, fuck