Comments on: EVERYONE HATES OLD DOGS. ALMOST.

By: Disastronaut

Disastronaut — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:39:30 +0000

I saw Ninja Assassin last night. At first i was all like “oooo i’m going to be all smart and critical” and then the first kill came which was fucking COOL which led me to remember how much i love gory kung-fu movies. “Yeah! POW, BIFF, SLAM, SUCKER PUNCH! FLEX!” IT WAS A FUN MOVIE, THE END.

By: theying

theying — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:27:57 +0000

HAHA Vince got hit in the nuts. Nothing brings the funny quite like a good nut shot.

By: Jacktion!

Jacktion! — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:07:27 +0000

Hey Film Nazi, pick a position on this film and stick by it.

By: Film Nazi

Film Nazi — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:39:51 +0000

Aw come on guys, once you give Old Dogs a chance it will mount you like your auntie’s grate dane.

- The Hamm’

By: JohnnyAwesome

JohnnyAwesome — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:09:12 +0000

The line, “Hey baby, wanna see MY old dog?” has gotten me kicked in the nuts so many times I’ve made being kicked in the nuts a national pastime for my nuts.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:29:45 +0000

Pete Hammond thinks dudes getting sodomized by gorillas is funny? Me too! When it’s Seth Green.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:26:35 +0000

So Ebert was really jawboning about how much he disliked this movie, eh?

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:19:51 +0000

If acting like a simpering fuckwad is comedy, call me Andy Kaufman.

By: Vince Mancini

Vince Mancini — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:16:46 +0000

Aw, I give people things to hate. *sniff* My parents would be so proud…

By: RoboPanda

RoboPanda — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:10:50 +0000

Dor sho gha, Fek! I know that guy!