In Remember Me, Robert Pattinson stars alongside Pierce Brosnan, Chris Cooper, and Emilie de Ravin, who manages to be 1000 times less annoying in this than she was as Claire on Lost, when all she did was whine and cry and pout and yell and oh god I hated her.
Robert Pattinson plays Tyler, a rebellious young man in New York City who has a strained relationship with his father (Pierce Brosnan) ever since tragedy separated their family. Tyler didn’t think anyone could possibly understand what he was going through until the day he met Ally (Emilie de Ravin) through an unusual twist of fate. Love was the last thing on his mind, but as her spirit unexpectedly heals and inspires him, he begins to fall for her. Through their love, he begins to find happiness and meaning in his life. But soon, hidden secrets are revealed, and the circumstances that brought them together slowly threaten to tear them apart.
Well it’s a good thing he did this film. It would’ve been a shame to see him get typecast as the broody emo who always falls for the wounded dove type. Who bites her lip to indicate attraction.
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I wasn’t sure it’s possible to strain yourself dismissively wanking. Today’s movie news may just test that theory.
STUPID BITCHES WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM PUT OUT WAY EASIER THAN GOOD LOOKING CHICKS!
as her spirit unexpectedly heals
I get weirded out when chicks get over stuff too…
I think I contracted dismissive wanker’s elbow just reading that.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
He was supposed to be with ME!
I swear, there’s nothing I like more than getting a prolonged “NOOOOOOO” to go all the way out the side of the comment box.
If the secret is that they’re really brother and sister, I may just quit life altogether.
Anyone else notice how often Gay Vampire says something and then immediately walks out of the shot? Is he late for something?
If the secret is that he’s a vampire, I swear to fuck somebody’s getting punched in the cunt.
Wow. Pattinson sucks even harder when he ISN’T a vampire.
This also explains why I can’t get a date; Sociology major.
I think you still count as abstinent if you sex your sibling because, you know, that’s what I heard anyway.
Emo, quirky, aloof, angry. I know who I’m pulling for.
I’D SURE FEEL “LOST” WITHOUT MY NEW SPINELESS CUMDUMPSTER TO BANG!
I have nothing of any import to add to this thread.
I think I speak for all of us when I say that we can all identify with the skinny tie wearin’, sociology majorin’, rich executive father havin’ pussy that gets the hot blonde.
Robert Pattinson masturbates using his own tears as lube.
HOW ABOUT I GET YOU PREGNANT, THEN BITE THE HELL-SPAWN FETUS RIGHT OUTTA YOUR WOMB? HOW ROMANTIC IS THAT, LOSER?
Robert Pattinson picks his film roles based on whichever parts Ryan Gosling passed up for being too gloomy.
[Crappy to his emo leaning son]
Look here ya simpering cunt, if you need the limp affections of some vapid three holed matress backed trollip to define yourself, you’re a bitch. Sack up, get shitfaced, slap a jimmy on your cheespole and plow some loose whore’s nappy dugout and you’ll get right that fuck out of your self absorbed ennui. It’s pussy boy! GET SOME!!
[slaps boy upside the back of his head, takes 6 swigger belt straight out of a handle of Seagram's 7]
hmmm either -o or +r, works either way.
I bite her lip to indicate, hurry up and cum, my tongue is getting tired.
I bite your lip to indicate to you to hurry up and cum. Ugly Betty is almost on.
You never go full emo
Jack up!
Pattinson: “I’m undecided……..on whether I like cocks in my mouth or ass more.”
Whoever put that (and that chick’s dumbass reaction) in the movie needs to be drowned.
Great another 1 1/2 hrs of Pattinson’s forehead glued to some girl’s. He needs a new move..