11.19.09 EDDIE MURPHY GETTIN’ R-RATED
(Here’s a giant Eddie Murphy head, or as the Meet Dave producers call it, ‘more money we may as well have used as a jizz mop’.)
Pretty much every movie Eddie Murphy’s made for last 15 years has been about as funny as a baby otter getting hit by a truck. It’s like trannies have unfunny juice in their she-cocks or something. But at the very least, Eddie’s next movie won’t be a kid flick, and that’s progress.
The A-lister is attached to produce and could potentially star in “The Misadventures of Fluffy,” a new buddy comedy that’s been set up at Paramount. Sam Pitman and Adam Cole-Kelly sold the pitch for the R-rated comedy and will write the script. The project is described as a road trip pic through New York featuring talking animals, and with an element of social comedy reminiscent of Murphy’s 1980’s hit “Trading Places.”
Yeah. So I don’t know what to make of it, It sounds pretty wacky. All I can picture is Eddie in a leather jumpsuit, pacing in front of a herd of llamas yelling, “Faggots ain’t allowed to look at my ass!” Because llamas are totally queer, you see. What I’d really like to see is Eddie Murphy and Tom Cruise in a road trip comedy about the search for the perfect bed and breakfast — As Long as There Aren’t Any Gays in There, opening this Valentine’s Day.
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EDDIE MURPHY GETTIN’ R-RATED
Eddie Murphy is only an A-Lister if you group celebrities by blood type.
Henry Winkler is an “Ay!”-Lister.
Alan Thicke and Mike Myers are “Eh?”-Listers.
Sarah Palin is the founding member of the “She Cocks” foundation – a non-profit organized to bring dignity to female gun owners.
More like Misadventures of a Fluffer, amiright?
Big stars with bad breath use A-Listerine.
Eddie Murphy allows camelids that are not gay to peer into his cornhole.
to me llamas are more of a pacifist species, look at that guy with the orange outfit for christ sake.
The Dutch won’t even let you trade places with animals anymore. Eddie might be going well beyond R on this one.
Mel Gibson and Kiefer Sutherland are AA-Listers.
Bob Barker is a Spay-Lister.
“Here’s the pitch, Mr Murphy. Three of your most popular films ever were ‘Trading Places’, ‘Dr Doolittle’, and ‘24 Hours’. What if you had a script that was all three of those at the same time?!”
“Yeah, also, could you have the studio make that out to ‘CASH’…?”
Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf are Bay-Listers.
Queer llamas? More like fudge-pacas.
Seems everyone has Katherin Heigl at the top of the C-list.
Roddy Piper is a They-Livester.
Can we please make the white guy in this movie Mike Meyers? I just can’t get enough of his terrible Scottish accent.
So basically, the studio thinks that if they keep making the same Eddie Murphy films, except allow him to say “fuck” that things will be different this time?
Seems everyone has Katherin Heigl at the top of the C-list.
She was conceived in the C-section
I’m seriously trying to come up with an idea for an Eddie Murphy comedy that wouldn’t be a big floppy dickfest of a suck and the best thing I can come up with is actually a new Beverly Hills Cop movie.
Eddie Murphy’s funny is like a 50-year old hooker’s vagina. It’s been so abused that there’s simply no traction to be had and therefore no enjoyment to be gleaned. Anybody who actually pays for it is either completely insane or insanely piteous.
Queer llamas swallow.
Count me in if there’s a scene combining Nick Nolte and a potato in the tailpipe. That’s my kind of buddy picture.
How about ‘Eddie Murphy Hit by a Pick-up Truck going 80′ ? I’ll be about 50 seconds long and will cost a normal ticket price. It will be the most laughs he’s gotten in years.
My kids had us rent “Imagine That” over the weekend, that film should come packaged with a coupon for prescription barbituates.
Zeus up!
Norbit made my soul prolapse.
I don’t think that’s what Eddie had in mind when he asked the producers for “big time road head”.
The working title is Dr. Fuckin’ Dolittle
Licoln
Vigoda
Zapruder
Sorry…I’m an Abe Lister.
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