Comments on: ED NORTON HAS A REALISTIC ACCENT

By: nothingproductive

nothingproductive — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:42:12 +0000

The longer haircut and facial hair make for the same magical transformation medium-length hair, a goofy baseball cap and an outsized Hypercolors shirt made for in American History X.

By: snake_plissken

snake_plissken — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:19:23 +0000

What’s with the 90s alt-rock soundtrack in the trailer? If Chris O’Donnell shows up, heads will roll.

By: Al

Al — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:16:12 +0000

GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!

/Bill Paxton

By: B.K.

B.K. — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:03:20 +0000

Ooh, the only way I could want to see a movie less than “Ed Norton plays his own twin” is the promise of two identical Bill Paxtons. And possibly the inclusion of Woody Harrelson. How’d he miss out on a pot movie?

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:00:38 +0000

Dor sho gha! It’s out??? Why is He such a retrad about these things???

*rushedly updates Festivus wishlist on Amazon*

By: The Kurgan

The Kurgan — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:00:00 +0000

I liked him better when i thought he was a retard who let priests sodomize him.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:58:23 +0000

I liked Ed Norton more when I thought he was a Nazi.

By: Shop 101

Shop 101 — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:29:32 +0000

Tim Blake Nelson wants people to think that Oklahomans talk like that. Less folks might assume he’s retarded.

By: JHC

JHC — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:27:14 +0000

Threadjack

Fekster, you check out R.A.’s new book?

/Threadjack

By: JHC

JHC — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:25:42 +0000

speaking in a preposterous country accent which seems like the typical, condescending treatment Hollywood gives movies about the country

I dunno, sounds purdy close tuh me…

*spits tobacco juice on ground, wipes mouth on flannel sleeve, heads to pasture to milk cattle and check fences*