11.02.09 DREAMWORKS MADE A DREAMWORKS MOVIE
This is the first trailer for Dreamworks animation’s next movie, How to Train Your Dragon, opening March 26th, from co-directors Dean Dubois and Chris Sanders, who previously did Lilo & Stitch. I’ll give DW a little credit for creativity for this time, because it least it’s not about a Chinese Panda or a Mexican Chihuahua or an Australian kangaroo. That said, Jay Baruchel seems to be trying extra hard to annoy me as the voice of the lead. His aggressively average, schlubby everydouche character was already wearing thin the first time he did it and he seems to be laying it on extra thick here. I don’t get it, why do they keep putting this character in movies? It’s not interesting and it sure as hell isn’t likable. I’d take a pedophile or an arsonist over this boring jagoff any day. Are we supposed to identify with this guy? Because I have an overwhelming urge to pull his underwear over his head and push his head in the toilet. What we should do is put the Jay Baruchel character on an ice flow with Kevin James and Kenneth from 30 Rock and nudge it towards Antarctica.
[available in HD at Yahoo]
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DREAMWORKS MADE A DREAMWORKS MOVIE
So this is a movie about throwing some toilet paper in the bowl first so you have something to aim at?
Aw, I like Kenneth Ellen Parcell.
I tried to make a movie called How To Make an Angry Dragon but my girlfriend kicked me in the nuts.
If you don’t understand why Burnsy’s comment is awesome go take a trip to urbandictionary.com
Is this a movie about dragon gang rape?
TAKE THAT BACK PATTY!! TAKE IT BACK!!!
Know what else is dragin’? Deez nutz!
[points to shoes]
This is the Layne Staley biography, right?
If that’s what the Jews think a dragon looks like there is really no hope for them.
If it’s actually an elaborate rumination on the uncircumcized penis, accept my apologies.
@Jirish: I’m with it - last year I named my fantasy baseball team the Angry Dragons.
I WILL NOT TAKE THAT BACK.
Cut me some slack here. It’s 30 Rock. It’s not like I’m watching Cougar Town.
So did the cheeseheads at DW actually “design” these “new” characters, or just run a macro to replace the costumes and colors on some Lilo & Stitch outatkes?
I love 30 Rock, that doesn’t make me despise Kenneth or Judah Friedlander and his fucking hats any less.
I’ll only give you slack because you, as do I, mourn for Pushing Daisies.
Leave it to these yIntaghs to find a way to Romulan-up vikings and dragon-fighting. There’s Ron Jeremy barnyard porn less treacherous and disappointing than this forshak.
You baktags and your tv shows. Why don’t you tell us all about the commercials you like best and how much you love BB?
LOL come on DNA, he had one hat that said “Sexy Beast” LOLZ ROTFJO!
Tracy Morgan and Alec Baldwin are amazing. Rest of the show is just meh from what i’ve seen.
Awesome Pete. Also accepted, Angry Pirates, it makes me giggle.
Russel up!
Not to be confused with the cartoon about the medieval peasant kid who learns to pee standing up, called “How to Drain Your Lizard.”
This movie shares its name with an asian porno I watched one time.
I would imagine you would train it like your kids, with cigarette burns and enemas.
I really hope no writers read this blog, or we’re going to see Paul Blart: Ice Flow Cop next summer, I swear to god.
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