Comments on: DIRECTV HIRES MORE DEAD CELEBRITIES

By: Immortal 9

Immortal 9 — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:42:02 +0000

Fun Fact: The man who came of with the idea of using dead celebrities in DirectTV ads wrote “Weekend at Bernies”.

By: davidnowacki

davidnowacki — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:34:46 +0000

Patrick Swayze: It’s cheaper than chemo!

By: davidnowacki

davidnowacki — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:31:49 +0000

Hunter S. Thompson wants you to know that there is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an cable binge.
Switch today!

By: kesmith815

kesmith815 — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:42:31 +0000

Hey Dish Network, you should one-up Direct and start filming (Lohan, Winehouse) ads now. They’ll probably be hot commodities for the dead-celeb pitch soon enough.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:52:04 +0000

tutu to too two teeewhooooooo!!

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:47:11 +0000

Michael Jackson will make sure that your children get TLC.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:37:42 +0000

Jesus is selling out as a sponsor for DirecTV? Freakin’ Jews will do anything to get to coins to rub together.

By: Shop 101

Shop 101 — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:37:28 +0000

Patrick Swayze wants you to know he’s had the time of his life. Direct TV can go straight to hell.

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:32:28 +0000

Bon Scott makes sure you get TNT.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:32:28 +0000

Rock Hudson, ‘Get DirecTV, or I’ll sodomize you and give you AIDS.’