11.02.09 DIORA BAIRD’S DELETED STAR TREK SCENE
When I heard Diora Baird was playing an Orion Slave Girl in Star Trek, I was rightly tumescent, because Diora Baird’s breasts are made from the laughter of children and that mixture of maple syrup and melted butter that dribbles down the side of your pancakes. Then the movie came out and deflated my wiener with the one-two punch of the lack of beautiful Baird breasts and Zachary Quinto’s intrusive eyebrows. Today, we can finally see the Diora Baird scene that didn’t make the movie. And it’s… an even bigger disappointment than her not being in the movie, somehow. Dear JJ Abrams: you hired Diora Baird for your movie and you kept her fully clothed? You’re worse than Stalin. You’re like Hitler, if Hitler had promised the Jews ice cream before he gassed them, and then kicked a puppy. Yours in undying hatred, Vince.
I also like how the scene involves Kirk apologizing to an Orion Slave Girl for using her. Dude, she’s a slave girl. It’s in the title. You don’t have to treat them like Dilythian Equality Womyn.
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DIORA BAIRD’S DELETED STAR TREK SCENE
The green isn’t very flattering, but I could make her white again.
Boobs?
The least she could be doing is wearing tight leather and stepping on a Romulan’s nuts.
What, you want breasts? I got your breasts right here.
*points to knees*
Orion slave girls will hunt the chicken and fry it up in a pan.
I follow Diora on Titter, I mean Knockers, I mean… Fuck it, I’ll be in the bathroom if you need me.
That is the biggest waste of natural assets since the Exxon Valdez.
Shit, I forgot that she gets twittered links about herself. Forget what I said about cuming all over you Diora, I respect you as an artist.
You don’t have to treat them like Dilythian Equality Womyn.
Lince, let’s leave the Intergalactic Race Humour to the experts, mm-kay?
*flies off on a lucky wish dragon*
FFFAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!
The only way this chick could be more perfect is if she
was willing to strap one on and fuck me in the asswas willing to strap one on and fuck me in the ass.Dammit, I always cross out the wrong thing.
Dor sho gha! (from wikipedia):
“In the first film, Falkor is voiced by Alan Oppenheimer, who also voiced Mighty Mouse and Skeletor.”
They peeled freakin’ Yvonne Craig like a grape forty years ago. Shameful.
Orion Slave Girls might be hot, but Walcott Lot Lizards will do ya in a day cab! (Get it? A shag truck! The Mighty One loves truckin’ humour!)
Diora reminds me of a poem I wrote in elementary school…
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Bitch get in the van,
If you know what’s good for you.
Doria sho globes!
Now THOSE are some pillows I’d like to get smothered to death by.
New up, moar poverty.
Maybe it’s all the industrial paint thinner I’ve been sniffing, but Miss Baird’s chest definetely make a more noteworthy appearance in the version of Star Trek I have. Unless there’s two seperate green chicks with bountiful chests in the cast. Maybe I got the Super Secret Director’s cut or something.
That would be Rachel Nichols, Bender. She’s purdy too. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0629697/
I still demand more Diora.
Ahh…all those green chicks look alike anyway.
Shite. Jabrams owes us a better apology than that.
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