Abstinence cake is delicious, but if you don’t eat it, it make it even tastier in your mind. Oh God it’s driving me crazy! Can’t I just smell the frosting?! [via Geekstir]
DCJ Links:
- A collection of Roger Sterling one liners from Mad Men. |FListed|
- 25 Epic Automobile fails. |HolyTaco|
- Adam Sessler calls out Infinity Ward for tasteless advertising. |G4|
- Six people who faked their death for ridiculous reasons. |Cracked|
- The sexiest creepiest Wonder Woman product ever. |ComicsAlliance|
- Now you can buy Fight Club soap, and drop it in front of your boyfriend. |NextRound|
- “America’s poorest city now has hippos.” |Fark|
- The 15 best prison movies. Is Cool Hand Luke better than Shawshank Redemption? Discuss. |Gunaxin|
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“What we have here is a failure to communicate.”
“You’re obtuse.”
That Wonder Woman Crazy Foam is only for her most rabid fans.
In the sequel, the ice cream cake leaves her and she orders death by chocolate.
I wish I could tell you that Vince fought the good fight, and the critics let him be. I wish I could tell you that, but the blogosphere is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile, the blogging life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Vince would show up with fresh bruises. The critics kept at him, sometimes he was able to fight ‘em off, sometimes not. And that’s how it went for Vince, that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
*sullenly polishes chess pieces*
Twilight ice cream cake won’t let you eat it.
It’s ironic because most Twihards are shaped like Fudgy the Whale.
“HUSTLA WAS HERE”
Jacktion! cake > Twilight ice cream cake
Is Jacktioncake a porn dvd?
BONG!!!!!!! That Fight Club soap is a sad joke. They could have at least had it hand made. Or included gimmick “Bazooka Robert Paulson” comics!
*Ahem* on that list of people who faked their deaths for ridiculous reasons where is Krusty the Klown?
Newman > Everyone else
now run with me up this hill and watch me melt in the sunlight!