DCJ: TOM CRUISE LIKES TO RUN
11.10.09As you can see by this compilation, Tom Cruise does a lot of running in his movies. You have to run pretty hard to outrun a thetan, because thetans are made of air vapor, and air vapor is fast. [not sure who made it, but thanks to BDarbs for sending it]
DCJ Links:
- The other day, commenter Burnsy decided to turn this into the new Rick Roll. I think that’s a capital idea. Tell your friends. |YouTube|
- I know American TV is pretty sleazy, but it’s nice to know we’ve still got nothing on the Brits. |WarmingGlow|
- Marvel comics swimsuit moments. Wow, that Punisher picture is disturbing. |ComicsAlliance|
- Topless Robot picks the worst sci-fi novel, a list for which I can only imagine they suffered a great deal. Jesus, man, that’s like choosing the hairiest Yeti. |ToplessRobot|
- The five breakfast cereals most ripe for a big screen adaptation. Seriously though, you know you’re a hippie if you have Kashi in your house. |Pajiba|
- Here’s an animated Star Wars set to rap for some reason. |Atom|
- The five most insane displays of soccer hooliganism. |Gunaxin|
- Hey look, a dating site for Trekkies. |TrekPassions|
- And finally, here’s a place that sells two things I love:
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IIRC, the tagline for Minority Report was:
EVERYBODY RUNS.
(in case there are gays there)
Those Nelson sisters make me horny.
Once again, another video that would have been better with ‘Yakety Sax’.
I also would have accepted A Flock of Seagulls.
I imagine Fek having that Punisher image on an apron he wears in the kitchen whilst rustling up a good Borscht.
I thought that was what the internet was for. Finding videos and pics of people stuffing tacos.
Thats what I thought the internet was for. Finding videos and pics of people stuffing tacos.
The internet was for that, I thought. Finding videos and pics of people stuffing tacos.
Sorry, my posts are stuttering.
Tom’s explanations for running is as simple as:
a) I’m just running from all the gays.
b) I … just … felt … like … runn-nning.
c) If I run fast enough, I can actually L. Ron.
d) all of the above.
Also, WHERE THE FUCK is the Days of Thunder end scene!?!?!?! How do you make a Tom Cruise running montage without THAT!?!?! Way to take an amazing video and, as soon as you’re done, wipe your ass with your hand and smear shit all over the screen.
@Freedom
I didn’t see Far and Away either….theres like a 5 minute seen of just him running through a field or some shit.
@ ATidyLittleSum
You’re right. He jumps off his horse and runs to plant his flag in the land, a euphamism for planting his flag in Nicole Kidman, who BY THE WAY was another actor in Days of Thunder, WHICH THEY DID … NOT … USE … IN … THIS … VIDEO. FUCK A DUCK I’M MAD ABOUT THAT!
The Mighty Feklahr was Nelson-rolled by Jay Cutler in Twi…OH DEAR KAHLESS NO, HIS EYES!!! HIS EYES!!!
*tears off Punisher T-Shirt in disgust*
I think that’s “Far and Away” @ 0:20…?
this video is a much better candidate for the new rick roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfvQ02yHbR4
a buddy of mine dubbed it “manilowning” somebody.