11.16.09 DCJ: MORE 80S DATING VIDEOS
Hooray, it’s the second installment of 80s dating videos. I defy you not to laugh at the 45-second mark when Viking Man comes back. What kind of weak-ass viking needs to video date anyway? What’s that? He’s actually a mathematician? Shocking. Oh dating videos. Thank God you can just put pictures of your weiner on craigslist nowadays. Yes, it’s a wonderful time to be alive. [via OhHaveYouSeenThis]
DCJ Links:
- Hey look, a Victoria’s Secret commercial. Because boobs. |Guyism|
- 25 American Gothic parodies. |HolyTaco|
- The 10 best corrupt movie cops, inspired by Papa Cage in Bad Lieutenant. |ScreenJunkies|
- I’m not sure what’s wrong with this girl, but I’m pretty sure I could cure it with a blunt object and a ride in a van. |WarmingGlow|
- Brady Quinn promises a dying man a completion. Which, when you play for the Browns, is like Babe Ruth promising to hit 12 home runs. Which he once did, whilst drunk and suffering from the clap. Does a completion for a loss of two count? |SportsPickle|
- The ten longest movie fight scenes of all time. Though I’ve heard that it’s actually the girth that matters. |ToplessRobot|
- A new study shows that men are quicker to say “I Love You” in relationships. Though they’re also quicker to say “bitch, make me a sandwich.” |Asylum|
- Atom’s number one video from last week, texting while walking. It’s, like, British. |Atom|
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DCJ: MORE 80S DATING VIDEOS
Every one of those guys is miles better than anyone who’s messaged me on my dating site. Even the guy who only wants to date black chicks.
Is it me, or did it just get depressing in here?
**tightens noose, steps off chair**
Actual message (my criteria says a message has to be at least 250 characters or something):
“hello,how are you doing?oh oh looks like you asking for longer sentance,well I think just short maessage it is works as well as longer sentance because we do not know each other and I am just saying hello this is my profile are ypou interested in or not,why should have to write longe sentance?I do not get why some woman like you asking that,I think is wrong and not fair to asking guy and force them to write more then hello for first contact,what is wrong with just hello or hi.I am not mad just want to know more about woman.”
<<<– is about to go gay
He’s just trying to tell you that he loves you. First. Which, of course, means he just wants to get into your pants.
No Chino, that was THIS guy:
“you are a goddess and should be worshipped…thats whhat i think”
<<<- is now hot for Chino
I, like Brady Quinn, promised a dying man a completion. He died the little death.
Al, if you didn’t message that sentance guy back “In Soviet Russia, spell checks YOU!” then we need to have a talk.
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