11.13.09 DCJ: MILLION DOLLAR BABY IN 5 SECONDS
Million Dollar Baby in five seconds is one of the best movies in five seconds I’ve seen. I’ve watched it like six times now. I could never get past the “well you didn’t win” part at the end. Duh, of course she would’ve won, the other bitch would’ve been disqualified. Anyone who’s even heard of boxing should know that. [Thatguywiththeglasses via holytaco]
DCJ Links:
- Black Dynamite just expanded to a few new markets and added a few midnight shows. It won’t play in as many theaters as Couples Retreat, but that’s probably because Couples Retreat is such quality cinema. |BlackDynamite|
- The entire Saw series in 300 words or less. |MovieFone|
- With 2012 opening, Heeb has your guide to surviving the apocalypse. |Heeb|
- Olivia Munn and Other Guy run the douchecathlon. Wow, I actually right clicked for suggestions when my spell check redlined “douchecathlon.” Hi I’m an idiot. |G4|
- Surprise, all Seth MacFarlane’s shows are the same. |CollegeHumor|
- AMA calls for more marijuana research. AMA = The Amorous Manatees Association. Not really. |Fark|
- 25 custom, movie-inspired kicks. I’ve heard “kicks” are what the blacks call shoes. |ScreenJunkies|
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DCJ: MILLION DOLLAR BABY IN 5 SECONDS
I watched the 5 second Madea Goes To Jail the other day. I managed not to gouge my eyes out until the 3.2 second mark.
PS – I got better.
5 seconds of porn is all I need before I’m finished.
It’s “douchecathalon”. Hi, I’m the idiot’s pedantic friend.
If they, like, need test subjects for the marihuana research…yeah…The Mighty Feklahr is totally down with that, man.
“25 custom, movie-inspired kicks. ”
No “My Left Foot”?
So guess what drunkards, I guess they’re filming some shitty B-horror movie in my building called ‘Phase One’. Stars Tricia Helfer (yum) and Eric Roberts (?).
That will be all
@Rock
Walk up to Eric Roberts and say “What makes you think I want to hear you talk?”. Dark Knight reference. He’ll get it…or punch you.
@Stinky
FALSE: Decathlon doesn’t have an A there and neither does douchecathlon. May God have mercy on your soul.
I was thinking something more along the lines of chloroforming Tricia Helfer, Tidy. I reckon Eric Roberts might still punch me for that one too.
* cries in his rice crispies *
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