11.20.09 DCJ: MEGAN FOX CROTCH EDITION
Aw, poor Megan Fox. These are her outtakes from a photoshoot for… The New York Times, believe it or not. She looks about as confused and bored as the hookers I pay to do this same pose. [via Popoholic]
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- Check out the new Star Trek: Rock Band, which comes with ceremonial Bat’leth. (no, I’m not going to check the spelling on that). |G4|
- Five things we learned from the Miss Universe sex tape. |Gunaxin|
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- 12 delicious theater munchies. |ScreenJunkies|
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DCJ: MEGAN FOX CROTCH EDITION
My Grandma is going to be pissed when she finds out Megan raided her underwear drawer.
Shaving bumps! Not just for black guys’ necks and back of their heads anymore!
Jesus Christ, stop dry-shaving that fucking thing or it’s going to look like Edward James Olmos in a year or two.
Yeah? Not half as pissed as Megan will be when she finds out I raided hers!
She didn’t mind so much when I went through it, J.
I’m not saying I wouldn’t hit, but she wouldn’t have to like it!
I should have known you two chuckleheads would focus on that.
BANNER PIC:
Yep…thats….thats all I need. Thanks Vince
*points to crotch*
There’s your caption…
Five things we learned from the Miss Universe sex tape.
6. Either not all Asian men are hung like Shetland ponies or eating too much Hoisin Sauce kills the gag reflex. WOW!!!
So…that Star Trek Rock Band thing was pretty gay…WHERE DOES HE ORDER???
Damn, this makes me want to see the outtakes from that Cormac McCarthy WJS piece.
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