DCJ: FOOTBALL, AMERICA, JESUS
11.12.09(I realize this video doesn’t work on some browsers, but find one on which it does. I promise it’s worth it.) This is John Mellencamp’s rejected football promo song. I can’t imagine why they rejected it. It perfectly sums up my Sundays. [via Cracked, thanks to Chodin for the tip]
DCJ Links:
- Your parakeet explains why he refuses to eat your diarrhea. |HolyTaco|
- A disaster porn retrospective. |Moviefone|
- Joss Whedon’s show that I never watched got canceled. Damn, one of these days I’m going to be aware of something he does. |ScreenJunkies|
- Winona Ryder is doing Hallmark movies now. |Pajiba|
- A gallery of “now hiring” pictures. |CollegeHumor|
- Drunks vs. Highs. |Atom|
- Hot chicks dig skateparks. |Guyism|
- A sexy Yeti gives 401K advice. |G4|
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BUT WHY WON’T THE HYDRANGEA BLOOM?!?!
This is John Mellencamp’s rejected football promo song.
Never has there been a link you’ve posted before so fitting to be under the title “Daily Circle Jerk”
God doesn’t heal amputees because in giving them back their limbs, he’d be depriving all of us of the opportunity to make cheap jokes at their expense. Right, Aron?
The skatepark link: Lacey Chabert has grown into one sweet P of A.
I wanted to find out more about the cancelled Joss Whedon show but my penis wouldn’t let me get past that Eliza Dushku pic
Good God that was funny.
The Mighty Feklahr still can’t find a glory hole that is hiring. }}:>(
Polly doesn’t want a crapper.
Kick Ass New Up!
Solid set of links this AM, sir. That “Drunks vs Highs” video
reminded me of high schoolwas pretty funny.I noticed that “Steve” was wearing a Favre jersey.