11.04.09 DCJ: CREEPY ANTI-PEDOPHILIA PSA EDITION
I’ve long thought that people who make bad PSAs are as bad as child molesters, and these ultra-perverted anti-pedophilia ads (couple more after the jump) are as close as I’m going to get to proof. When I’m king, those Truth kids and whoever decided to play that commercial with the dying guy with the nose tube and voice box every five minutes will have to register when they move into new neighborhoods. On second thought, let’s just send them to camps. [via hookedonads]
DCJ Links:
- A rundown of Jewish aliens in pop culture. Jewish aliens are the best to have, because they don’t make the property values go down. |heebMag|
- Confessions of a Ross employee. |HolyTaco|
- Fruit bats love oral sex, apparently. |Asylum|
- The five saddest Pick-Up Artist acronyms. |Guyism|
- Leaked Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 footage features playable terrorists. |G4|
- Richard Kelly talks about his box. The Box. It’s full of secrets. |ScreenJunkies|
- Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchuks, lights matches with nunchuks in this video. It’s not real, but it shows Nokia is a lot better at ads featuring dead celebrities than DirecTV. |WithLeather|
- This chick will teach you how to make the wookie noise, and sadly, that’s not a euphemism. |ToplessRobot|
- Live hard, drink hard, crash hard. |Atom|
- Woman calls 911 on herself for drunk driving. Key quote: “You am them?” |FListed|
Can you believe these were actually posted as examples of good advertising?
While shocking adverts with blood and death images might not shock you, the first ad of this particular CERCA campaign against pedophilia probably will. Maybe they have crossed the line with the first one, but it’s a serious problem, so the means to an end can be justified.
Yes, pedophilia is a serious problem, and it can definitely be cured if only we can make these images offensive and eye-grabbing enough. Jesus people are stupid.
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DCJ: CREEPY ANTI-PEDOPHILIA PSA EDITION
Holy. Fucking. CrapShitChrist.
I was all ready to make a “How did they find my house?”-style gag, but I’ll stick with Holy. Fucking. CrapShitChrist. Fuck.
so the means to an end can be justified.
Pedophiles feel justified in being mean to ends, too.
I think in the last one they’re trying to imply that Meat Loaf is a pedophile.
Fruit bats love oral sex, apparently.
Well yeah, when you’ve only got one other hole to choose from, it’s a pretty obvious choice.
And yet those crystal meth ads were too shocking and intense?
But in all seriousness, can Chodin sue for the unauthorized use of his likeness?
Jewish aliens are always milling around bank parking lots.
Jewish aliens only abduct girls who remind them of their mothers.
You know what they say, if they’re old enough to crawl, they’re already in the right position.
So is that why my uncle is just a green silhouette in the family pictures?
Jewish aliens are taking all our dentistry jobs.
So according to the very fine print, those posters were placed next to light switches and when the light is on, they appear like the top picture. Then when you turn out the lights there is special fluorescent ink that makes the silhouette of the pedophile appear. You have to admit, that is pretty damn cool.
Of course, if I saw one I’d grab a glow pen and write “DAYMAN!!! AHHH AHHHHHH AHHH!!!” on it.
They copied those images from Polanski’s antique cameo brooches.
This ad will be the newest puzzle on Human Tetris.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB3Ir3sRIJo
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