11.11.09 WHAT A ZANY, PUKE-FILLED ABORTION!

Fuck Steve Carrell in his stupid frigging ass. You are such a fucking suck-up sometimes. Fuck whoever is in this fucking dogpile shitfuck movie.

It’s cool broheem, I love 30 Rock and hate it for the same reasons and also like Steve Carrell as long as he’s not playing Moses.

However, Tina Fey will always get a pass for being the most awesomest Sarah Palin EVAR.

Date Knight was awesome, especially the part when Ted slapped the shit out of his date for looking at him cockeyed.

I would totally bang Olivia Munn. And Tina Fey.
And Steve Carrell as long as he’s not playing Moses.

And Tracy Morgan.

Where the hell was I going with this?

Steve Carell is just one of those guys who’d have to try really hard to be unlikable.

Like Ben Stiller apparently started doing?

Douche Knight smells of vinegar and pops it’s collar.

Porn take off title; Date Tight

Preliminary Tomatometer over/under on this movie is the same 11% rating that Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah’s ‘Taxi’ has. Taking bets now.

You know one thing that bothers me about pornos? When the dude is blathering on about how tight she is when his gargantuan rod is clearly rattling around in that gash like a pencil in a lemonade jar.

I like Carrell and Fey, but this movie looks just execrable.

Donk, I’ll bet you 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 interweb points on the over.

That movie Taxi sure was a terrible vehicle for QL, eh?

I’m leaning towards the over too, just because Carell and Fey are infinitely more likable than Fallon. Still though, they might as well be the same movie.

You know the one thing that bothers me about pornos? They finish before I do.

*pencil in a lemonade jar…Hee Hee

Ooh, Marky Mark’s got one of those computers like they have in CSI:Miami, with the holographic monitors, where you move stuff from screen to screen just by pointing it… fuck. You’ve all got them haven’t you? *resumes playing Custer’s Revenge on his Atari

/if i could remember my login details for WL i’d have given a +1 to Sensei John Kreese for that link yesterday.

Why bag Kenneth? Why not that bald dude who’s in the opening credits, was prominent in Season 1, but has all but disappeared? What was his name, anyway?

Or the geeky looking writer/”comedian” – also still in the credits, but hasn’t had a single line for two years?

Kenneth is an easy target. You just hatin’, negrone.

The thing He hates most about pornos? Their tendency to flash to a shot of the guy’s face right when your start skeeting and you accidentally hit pause instead of rewind on the remote and your roommates catch you and call you “Klingon Fag Wannabe”!

I’d like to throw 30 rocks at Judah Friedlander’s head. Fuck that fucking shitbag right in his fucking stupid face.

It could be worse, Fek.

Could have been “Wannabe Klingon Fag”.

HA! Just kidding! The Mighty Feklahr only watches hentai lesbian cheerleader porn.

@Spaz

That’s the problem. He’s unnecessary, annoying, and the entire character is a gimmick. I just find him cheesy. I don’t like the “sheltered bumpkin” character. It’s very one note. That said, the writing for him has been better lately. What was that line about the mayor being a horse the other week? That made me laugh.

So this Kenneth guy plays Woody gay?

<— has never watched 30 Rock.

I knew you weren’t made of stone.

Beneath that icy exterior, you really do care, Mr Mancini.

*peck on the cheek*

*another on the face*

DOR SHO GAH!!

Have you guys seem the pics of that woman whose face was eaten by that chimp earlier this year? Good fucking God!

The sequel to this movie will have a twist ending.

Date Night Shyamalan.

I hate you Uproxx(xxx!!)

I can only presume that viewing such pictures will fuck up my short-term memory … so no thanks!

Jack! I probably won’t understand it.

I can’t tell if it’s because i’m high or if its because i like the office, but i dear to say i’m willing to go see this movie.

Alternate title for Jack!’s sequel: The Dark Date Night.

I like to go out for a nice, fried chicken dinner on Dark Date Nights.

McPoyle!

“You add ‘Rape’ to the middle of that title and I’m there”, said every 16 year old letter jacket wearing high schooler with his Daddy’s car.

Any movie set in Manhattan that features a scene that takes place in an alley is automatically bullshit. There are NO ALLEYS ANYWHERE IN MANHATTAN, let alone deserted ones where gangsters can wave their guns around.

@gusthebear Any time I see that dude in anything I cannot take him seriously, due to his McPoyle-ness. He often is in not-comedies, too, which makes life all that much more difficult for me.*

*I lead a complicated life full of pajama pants and Oreos. Fellas, call me.