11.05.09 DANNY BOYLE TRADES THREE INDIAN KIDS FOR A ONE-ARMED WHITE GUY
(”I know what you’re thinking, ladies, and the answer is yes.”)
Director Danny Boyle is reuniting with Slumdog Millionaire writer (say it looked pretty if you want, but that movie was horribly written) Simon Beaufoy and producer Christian Colson for 127 Hours, a movie about mountain climber Aron Ralston.
Ralston’s right forearm got pinned for nearly five days under a boulder during a climb in Utah in May 2003. He used a dull knife to amputate the limb, then scaled a 65-foot sheer wall and hiked out before running into a family that gave him water and food. He was finally rescued by helicopter. [Variety]
That reminds me of the time I had a big pimple on my back that I was scared to pop, so I made my girlfriend do it and then cried until she made me a martini with a vicodin crushed into it. I guess what I’m trying to say is that unless this guy turns blue and fights the helicopter with a pterodactyl, who really cares.
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DANNY BOYLE TRADES THREE INDIAN KIDS FOR A ONE-ARMED WHITE GUY
He waited five days because the rock really did have a nice personality; he didn’t want to hurt any feelings.
He must have tried all sorts of things over those five days before finally admitting he was stumped.
Pictured, the last guy to try fisting with Chyna.
Danny Boyle figures this guy can build his own fucking house.
Dr. Richard Kimball can’t quite put his finger on it, but he just doesn’t trust Aron Ralston.
Aron Ralston has never been the same rock-paper-scissors player as he was before the accident.
Anybody else here? Show of hands?
C’mon, Aron. I can see you, get that sucker up in the air ya jerk.
Yeah, ha ha. Very funny Aron. Listen, you were a shop teacher last year for Halloween, why don’t you try being something else instead? I don’t know, Vietnam vet, shark attack survivor, thalidomide baby, anything but a fucking shop teacher.
He never would have survived if he didn’t have that Hemingway paperback to keep him occupied.
Aron Ralston loved Slumdog Millionaire THIS MUCH!
He asked for food AND water from that family? Pussy.
Aron Ralston is who Roger Ebert calls on when he feels “meh” about a movie.
Now he’ll finally have the money to have that prosthetic fleshlight made.
Aron Ralston gets one dollar foot-longs from Subway.
*volunteers to be Aron’s puppet in tonight’s show*
Aron Ralston likes to swallow quarters and laxatives then show people his slot-machine impression.
Danny just knows a bargain when he’s sees it. Just like the Indian kids, he doesn’t have to pay this guy an arm and a…
this corner smells like curry
It’s a great story but six Saw movies later, they might as well let Pixar develop it.
So Aron full name is Alex Ronriguez, right?
I’d cut my hand off, too, if I was pinned like that. Now, if I was pinned by my hair? Forget it!
Aron likes to volunteer by reading to deaf kids. They only get about half of what he tells them.
For his weiner’s sake, I sure hope Aron is a lefty.
Aron does the best tree stump shadow puppet you’ll ever see.
Now Aron will have enough money to get that circular pool installed.
If the movie does really well, maybe he’ll get honored by a spot in front of Grauman’s Theater.
Of course, his prints would look like a first-grader’s drawing of a turkey playing basketball, but it would still be quite an honor.
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