DAILY CUDDLE: SHARK TATTOO FTW
11.24.09
Even for a shark tattoo, this is pretty awesome. [via F*ckyeahsharks]
Daily Cuddle Links:
- This video of the hard-hitting 6-year-old football player is everywhere. First of all, 6-year-olds play football now? Secondly, something about this seems staged to me. The second kid’s leg bends at a really strange angle. I feel like this is going to turn out to be some sort of viral marketing. In related news, thanks for f-ckin ruining everything, viral marketing. |SmokingSection|
- And all this time I thought getting your Ferrari stuck in gravel was just a sexy euphemism. |WithLeather|
- You’re probably tired of Twilight parody videos, but might I point out that this one involves puppies. |G4|
- If Sarah Palin wrote an advice column. |HolyTaco|
- 25 sweet home theater systems, aka 25 places I would BURN TO THE GROUND if I knew where they were. Who thinks they’re better’n me now, eh, moneybags? |ScreenJunkies|
- Here’s what a dude with muscle implants looks like. |Guyism|
- Some guy married his Nintendo DS character. |ToplessRobot|
- Awesome headline aler: “Old woman sticks it to the Nazis.” *Air guitar* |Deadspin|
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That dude has better bewbs than me :(
You’re sticking with “Cuddle”, huh?
We can marry fictional characters now? Dibs on Han Solo!
*goes back to taping her face over pictures of Princess Leia*
I call Princess Leia!
*starts ripping Patty’s face off pictures of Princess Leia, putting them over pictures of Han Solo*
I call Vince’s Mom!
*looks lovingly at pictures of Chewbacca*
My home theatre looks like the stripped-down interior of a cargo van. The curtains are blood red (they were beige originally), and it has a Neverending Story mural on the doors.
Who wants to see?
BTK, Patty, Facebook just called very upset that you chose not to settle down with a nice fictional character like Dr. Mario.
If I have to marry a fictional doctor, at least let me pick Jack Shephard.
You’d have to break your spine first.
So no one likes Cuddle, huh?
How ’bout Cuddle Jerk?
Best of both worlds.
If I wanted to cuddle, I’d hit on Twihards.
I like Cuddle.
*goes back to painting her nails and gossiping about boys*
I’m into mature women. How about “The Daily Waddle”?
“Daily Colonic”: classy AND accurate.
Ok, we can cuddle Vince. On two conditions: 1) I’m the big spoon. 2) I get to finger you whenever. Awake or asleep.
Do we have deal?
A shark jumping a shark is like me beating-off in the mirror….
Hot. As. Fuck.
A hard-hitting 6 year old? Finally, a challenge!
*slams van door shut*
I’m giving away love-muscle implants.
Form a single-file line.
Ladies last.
Fattest to thinnest.
Q: How did the old woman stick it to the Nazis?
A: She Hitler right in the Adolphs.
Huzzah for cuddle!
Huzzah!
6 year-olds who play football have their last names on the back of their jerseys now? Fuck their parents.
I don’t mind cuddling, but you gotta get the fuck off me when it’s time to play Xbox.
If you’re gonna cuddle me, then you should pet me and squeeze me and call me George.
That tattoo is a complete paradox.
I got nothing on this. Where’s Vinny? Sleeping off another night of tranny hookers and eight balls I assume.