For a few months now, I’ve been calling my link dumps “Daily Circle Jerk”. It was always a bit of a vulgar and uncouth title not befitting a classy site such as this one. So it will henceforth be known as the Daily Cuddle. Thank you and good day.
DAILY CUDDLE LINKS
- Leave it to Twilight to take Missed Connections to a whole new level of creepy. |GammaSquad|
- 25 runway models falling down. Hey, why do they call it a runway? No one’s running. And what’s the deal with airline food? |HolyTaco|
- A review of Stephen King’s latest book. In general, my problem with books is all the words. |Pajiba|
- A railroad worker escapes death twice in as many seconds. Tragically, he worked at a railroad for 30 more years. |YepYep|
- G4 reviewed the new Tony Hawk game and let’s just say that maybe it should’ve been named for Mike Hawk. |G4|
- 5 Star Wars Facebook status updates. Yeah, nice article there, dork. *wedgie’s CollegeHumor* |CollegeHumor|
- Play unicorn vs. narwhal. Hey, why are they called “narwhal”? It’s a whale, right? Why do they want us to call them “whals”? They’re like the pretentious theater chicks of the animal kingdom. ‘Hey, Lauren..” “Uh, it’s luh-REN?” |Atom|
- 12 movies to be thankful for. |Screenjunkies|
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Circle Jerk, Cuddle, I still see no reason to put my dick away.
That would be a wonderful picture if the puppies weren’t dead.
Picture caption: WHERE MY HOI SIN SAUCE!?@?
That looks like my kinda party.
Bow-chicka-bow-wow?
This is exactly why I had to divorce Lauren Bacall. The woman never used a coat hanger. She just threw her clothes everywhere.
I’ll miss that. Circle Jerks are fun – as long as you’re not the cracker in the middle.
How about the “Daily Apologizing and Explaining How This Never Happens” instead? At least your readership can relate to that.
Did I tell you guys I had to take poor little Spot (yes my cat’s name is Spot) to the vet yesterday, but there were baby kitties there and I got to hold one and it was sooooo cuddly wuddly and…
Dor sho gha!
GRRR…YA BETTA NOT BE GOING SOFT ON HIM, LANKY MANGINA!!! YOU MAKE-A DA KLINGON CRY!
30 years of running trains? Sounds like a success to me.
You’re lucky, Fek, I haven’t held a kitty** in months.
** at gunpoint
Jesus, a guy grabs the nipples of the guy next to him in ONE circle jerk and the whole thing is ruined for everybody? Look, I said I was sorry. What more do you want from me?
25 runway models falling down.
I read this as 25 runaway models falling down. Long story short, I had to YouTube Soul Asylum’s ‘Runaway Train’ video to get off once again.
Mike Hawk is even more of a box orifice failure than Hudson Hawk.
Fek, I know it´s from the last post but here you go.
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It seems like everyone makes the same thing at Asian potluck dinners.
Can it at least be the Circle Cuddle? That reminds me of church camp sleepovers. Were your guys sleepovers just you and the youth pastor and his soul patch and acoustic guitar and candles and communion wafers and dress up time too?
It was always a bit of a vulgar and uncouth title not befitting a classy site such as this one.
Translation: The advertisers got pissed.
How about we compromise and call it “Daily Cuddle Jerk”? We can keep the acronym!