11.03.09 DCJ: CHEATER ON A LEDGE EDITION

This Chinese guy supposedly got caught in the acting of slammin’ someone else’s old lady and ended up naked on top of the air conditioner. “‘I know what I did was wrong but I was afraid he would kill me. People are even laughing at how I look naked – but I have to point out it was a very cold day,’ said Sun.”  Really?  That’s a real quote?  Also, I censored the picture in case you have the eyesight of an owl.  (source)

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS:

• “Places you don’t bring a baby” is pretty self-explanatory. |placesyoudontbringababy|
• The five best films starring stars who died before the film’s release. |Pajiba|
• Things that exist: Jugfurs.  That’s a Juggalo who’s also a Furry.  Friends, it’s a wonderful time to be alive. |FListed|
• If The Sims was a horror movie it might look a lot like this hilarious video. |CollegeHumor|
• I want to sex this picture. |HolyTaco|
• This is what The Hangover would’ve actually cost. |SatinMovie|
• Now this is how you dress up like a comic book character. |ComicsAlliance|
• What lady shows do you secretly like?  Wait, Top Chef is a lady show now?  How dare you. |Asylum|
• Adam Carolla talks to Bryan Cranston from Breaking Bad.  Hey, do we really need two different spellings of “Brian”?  We need to get together on this. |AdamCarolla|
• Seven Facebook photos that will get you defriended. |Guyism|

Also, I’m getting a tattoo:

[via BestWeekEver]