Okay, to be fair, I photoshopped the bottom of the cable out of the original. I was worried it might distract from the “there’s-a-giant-yellow-cable-in-his-crotch” angle. My job is very important.
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Okay, to be fair, I photoshopped the bottom of the cable out of the original. I was worried it might distract from the “there’s-a-giant-yellow-cable-in-his-crotch” angle. My job is very important.
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Is that Wayne Newton?
Looks like that paperboy still wants his 2 dollars
Actually you can’t see it, but its Nic Cage’s forehead from ConAir. It hungers!!!
Were Cusack’s parents black and asian?
ITS A GIANT BOOM BOX!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Anyone else really wish he was holding a boombox over his head in this picture?
Fuck! 2 boombox jokes while I’m logging in?
I hope at some point during the film he realizes he’s better off dead.
I’m drawing a complete…Blank
Race 2 Japanese dudes to the airport or GTFO!
Banner Pic 1: John Cusack
Banner Pic 2: Joan Cusack
That is the worst Hacksaw Jim Duggan impression ever.
Ugh. Take a look at this dude’s IMDB page for this decade. More like Play Anything, am I right?.
Guys?
Missing from this photo – Harvey Keitel bent over and ‘wacking it’ while ordering Cusack to show him how he sucks a dick.
Joan wants her face back. NOOOOOOO
A photo from his next movie: “Merry-go-round of death”
Watch out for that tree!
I think he’s just realised that extension cable isn’t long enough to reach his boombox before the batteries run out.
Cusack regrets his decision to get a high-pressure enema.
Oh Hai Colonic!