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Buzzardsaw says:
Alternate Title: Never Back Downs.
Too simple?

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Chareth Cutestory says:
“Good news, we can fly you to an alien planet and graft your DNA with that of an alien, follow that up with a mind-meld thingy, thereby allowing you to infiltrate their species and take them out.”
“And what about my paralysis? How’s that coming?”
“We’re not miracle workers, dude.”

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Stinky Peet says:
“Wait, this isn’t a Dreamworks production? Then why am I making this face?”

Risk: the motion picture
Arbuckle says:
“Don’t Wake Daddy” was just optioned by Lifetime Movies

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ChinoMoreno says:
The director of the human centipede movie is adding one more actress and calling it Connect Four.

Aron Ralston
Stinky Peet says:
He must have tried all sorts of things over those five days before finally admitting he was stumped.

Isla Fisher
Jacktion! says:
The story of how the boyfriend winds up comatose in a Mexican hospital sounds like a good movie, though.
Actually, I kind of like this idea of telling interesting stories from the point of view of someone who doesn’t know the interesting story. We could do Back to the Future from the point of view of one of the guys in the band, or Jaws from the point of view of someone in Nebraska.

[facepalm] How it took two pages for somebody to get here is beyond me. noMo gets +1(4(9-7))i points for plucking the obvious;

The Mexican didn’t know whether to let Rose sit on him, or prune him.

I swear this isn’t a reach around (although I have no problem with those)

Crapbasket

I got a people chair in Helsinki, it had a really nice Finnish.

Awesomely cringe worthy, Donk;

I hear they had originally filmed a gratuitous sex scene but between all the flaps and folds, audience members couldn’t figure out if they were fucking or trying to put up an old army surplus tent.

madman

I always thought mexicans would be better suited for lawn furniture

noMo’s dry wit gets a bloop single;

Sitting on Mexicans is fun until you stand up and have to throw your pants in the dryer.

My day-long inebriation on Thursday caused me to be a little late on this, but this non-sequitur from Crapbasket fucking killed me for some reason:

Crapbasket:
For Aron, jump rope has become wildy swinging rope.