11.01.09 COMMENTS OF THE WEEK: F-WORD
This week’s winner and runner up will receive The F Word by Jesse Sheidlower, with Foreword by Lewis Black, courtesy of Oxford University Press. I figured you guys would like it since it’s about swearing, because if there’s one thing in the world I love, it’s swearing. If there are two things I love in the world it’s swearing and racial slurs, but that’s neither here nor there. And now here are the winners, you spics.
(From Robert Pattinson’s face on some panties)
ChinoMoreno says: My Edward Cullen replica c-ck just came in the male.(From Abigail Breslin to play Helen Keller on Broadway)
B.K. says: If her walking off the stage accidentally isn’t a gag in every performance, I’m not gonna bother.
And I believe that is the first time the Drunkettes have gone one two. Well done, ladies. Honorable mentions after the jump.
(From Chinese-American flag from set of Red Dawn remake)
ChinoMoreno says: This is exactly the flag that Chinese Betsy Ross would have designed had she not accidentally drowned immediately after birth.(From Boondock Saints II got great reviews)
Erswi says: If I had a tattoo on my left hand it would say “STRANGER”.
I’m not sure if this next one even had a contest:
Spazmodic says: Tom Cruise is lined up to play Uruguay. As long as there are … you know.
Spazmodic says: He already played Paraguay in that Fourth of July film.
I’m not saying I agree with this, but I appreciate the way the man thinks
(From the John Lennon biopic)
Mark it Zero says: I really liked the opening scene from Lord of War. I think that should be the focus of the Lennon biopic. Production, transportation, usage, and ultimately, the bullet cam right into that commie. 3 1/2 minutes long and everyone goes home happy.
And just for fun, a couple Gary Busey Facts:
Crapbasket says: Gary Busey had his feet painted like shoes just to fuck with the TSA lackeys.
Jacktion! says: Gary Busey started a horse farm by planting his teeth.
Well done all. Bring your A-game again this week because there WILL be another prize.
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COMMENTS OF THE WEEK: F-WORD
Seriously? You replaced the “o” in cock with a “-” but last week you said cunt in the CotW post?
It’s like I don’t even know you anymore.
Big congrats to tha ladeez.
Although, now that you’re armed with the Big Book O’ Swears, the rest of us are all pretty much … ermmm …
…what’s another word for “fucked”?
It’s because he respects the cock, Jack!
Unless Tom Cruise is there.
(I hope that never gets old…)
Hey noMo, I got yur prize a hangin… [Rhino busts through front door, stomps Crappy into a puddle of sinew and skeet]
Swearing and racial slurs? Fucking fried chicken.
Doesn’t that just leave you with a greasy box.
Question mark?
My box is always greasy.
*rides off down the beach on a white horse*
So now Halloween’s over and my avi finally kicks in. Awesome.
Bitches, man, they be bringin the funny
Who you calling a spic?
*bends taco*
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/this-is-it-extends-two-week-run#comments
GlennBeckHasAIDS says:
If I had a gun with two bullets and was trapped in an elevator with Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer and Jeff Blake I’d shoot Blake twice
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/diora-bairds-deleted-star-trek-scene#comments
Burnsy says:
Diora reminds me of a poem I wrote in elementary school…
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Bitch get in the van,
If you know what’s good for you.
I’m pretty hungover right now so somebody please nom Stinky Peet’s Carradine comment from the DirecTV post. Thanks.
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/directv-hires-more-dead-celebrities&cp=1
Stinky Peet:
David Carradine wants you to know that all DirecTV subscribers get Oxygen.
Trust me, this is a thing of beauty. Burnsy on http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/dreamworks-made-a-dreamworks-movie
I tried to make a movie called How To Make an Angry Dragon but my girlfriend kicked me in the nuts.
You sick bastard…
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/kurt-russells-star-wars-audition#more-20612
Balloon Boy: “Mr Solo, why are you touching the skin between my beans and my butt?”
Kurt Solo: “You’ve never heard of the Perineum, Falcon?”
Jesus, I just got that Balloon Boy comment. Outstanding.
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/joss-whedon-offers-to-buy-terminator
I almost didn’t get this, but the mental image is perfect:
Donkey Hodey says:
Joss Whedon looks like He’s been stealing from Ken Griffey Jr’s stash of nerve tonic.
http://weblogs.wpix.com/sports/thehuddle/44griffey.jpg
Second Donk.
“Good Lord! GIGANTISM!”
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/new-horror-comedy-may-contain-actual-comedy
Al says:
…than just ripping off Shaun of the Dead.
So they just ripped off Deliverance instead?
What, the hillbillies weren’t the good guys?
Second Al.
HEY! Where’d my black family chain joke go? A little touchy on the racism today?!
I guess. I deleted it because it’s not going to be a CoTW anyway and I don’t need Spike Lee all over my ass. Again.
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/obviously-berenstain-bears-will-be-a-movie#comments
GenePoolParty says:
Jennifer Aniston calls her menstrual blood The Barrenstain.
GAH! Fucking fuck Donk for being Donk!
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/mohammad-muhammad-biopic-announced
Donkey Hodey says:
For this one, Mohammad will always be off-screen and his talking will come out sounding like a muffled trumped.
Modammad: Wah wah waah wahh, wah wahh wah wah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: Thy will be done.
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