Comments on: COMMENTS OF THE WEEK: BLACK DYNAMITE

By: ATidyLittleSum

ATidyLittleSum — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:32:40 +0000

No…he…didn’t just say that. I think I just pissed myself laughing.

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/now-that-is-an-aggressive-headline#comments

spazmodic says:

Admiral Allahu Ackbar: “IT’S A TRAP!”

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:17:17 +0000

You forshak lapping yIntaghs are not nearly grateful enough that He is here to carry out justice in comment nomming.

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/wknd-preview-california-will-go-down-on-you-in-a-theater

ChinoMoreno says:

I keep trying to rape this nun, but her dress is making it very difficult. It’s a hard habit to break.

(Let Him know if you need an explanation, retard)

By: Michelle07

Michelle07 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:18:53 +0000

Second wobbly Farley Turtle

By: argentino

argentino — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:50:06 +0000

on the same thread I liked better

ATidyLittleSum says:

Kevin James: Rope on a tree baby! The class is in session.

Spade(Turns to camera): Great, I’m here with Spanglish, CB4, Blart, and Bigalow, when I could be a douche at home with my DirecTV … But no, I’m stuck making a marginally funny movie with(points at Kevin James falling down a cliff).

Spade: Man, don’t you wish I was the one that died?

By: Erswi

Erswi — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:47:12 +0000

In Why Does God Hate Us? Burnsy beats a dead fatass - Chris Farley is wobbling like a turtle in his grave.

By: Vince Mancini

Vince Mancini — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:10:34 +0000

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/leap-year-trailer

The sad part is how pissed I am because I didn’t think of this:

Burnsy

More like SLEEP YEAR!

*fart noise, bowtie spins, Cutler throws another pick*

By: Sir Nigel

Sir Nigel — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:17:08 +0000

Donkey Hodey in the Quentin Tarantino Japadvertisement:

“The nuclear family is especially normal in Nagasaki.”

Pure poetry.

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:07:06 +0000

Well. Played. Sir.

ATidyLittleSum on http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/tim-burtons-alice-in-wonderland-poster-2

The old people roses perk up whenever the Mad Hatter says the phrase “See Alice”.

By: argentino

argentino — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:10:33 +0000

star rape thread

GlennBeckHasAIDS says:
“No, I AM YOUR FATHER!!! Now, come into the van…”

See, it´s all in the family.

By: iwontrememberthis

iwontrememberthis — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:00:39 +0000

For joke that will send me to hell for laughing, despite my family being the victims of it:

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/megan-foxs-rejected-hitler-joke

ATidyLittleSum says:
Lorne Michaels: Sorry, but we’ve got to cut your bit from the monologue.

Hitler: Awww Shwitz!