Comments on: CANADA OUTLAWS HAPPY GILMORE

By: billthebastard

billthebastard — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:49:24 +0000

I think THR has to be more careful with its fact checking. Here in Canada a woodsman is called a woodsperson.

ChinoMoreno — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:13:26 +0000

He’s lucky that none of his igloo’s windows were broken.

The Luchador — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:07:31 +0000

Wow, my avatar is really gay.

The Luchador — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:06:32 +0000

Was this the Scarecrow’s bachelor party? Was the Wizard the one with the weed?

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:52:03 +0000

Citing other Sandler cases, Canadians are also forbidden from telling swans to stop looking at them and from doing animated films.

nominus — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:48:26 +0000

I guess he should have used a bit more Forethought.

JHC — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:41:02 +0000

I wish my radial nerve was damaged. Think of the time I would save by not having to sit on my hand when I’m in the mood for some strange.

JHC — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:39:16 +0000

Leave it to a Canadian to stand in front of someone teeing off.

“Hey, pass me another LaBatt’s. I’m gonna play goalie on this tee shot, eh? See if you can get it past me, you hoser.”

nominus — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:39:10 +0000

‘the plaintiff sued after the defendant tried to impress his golfing buddies’

It sounds to me like he left a pretty good impression. Replace your divots, dog.

Stone Soup — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:37:48 +0000

The most difficult part of running a golf course in Canada is keeping the drunken guests off the giant windmill.