11.19.09 LIKE YOUR BOOBS WITH UNFUNNY PARODY?
After the jump, I’ve got the trailer for Bitch Slap, but to be honest, I’m giving you the best parts with these screencaps. It seems to be a movie about tits, but apparently these tits went to college and got all uppity or something (that’s why I only date dropouts).
BITCH SLAP is a post-modern, thinking man’s throwback to the “B” Movie/Exploitation films of the 1950’s – 70’s, as well as a loving, sly parody of the same. Inspired by the likes of Dragstrip Girl;, Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill; Kung Fu Nun and the pantheon of Blaxploitation films, BITCH SLAP will mix girls, guns, outrageous action and jaw-dropping visuals with a message… don’t be naughty! [Apple]
A post-modern tits and violence movie, eh? I guess that means I have to roll my eyes derisively while I ‘bate. Oh, and full disclosure, Mr. Skin says this one contains only ‘brief nudity.’ Pass. I’m not saying nudity’s the only reason to see a movie — it’s not the dark ages, you can get fetish porn at the public library now — just that when you take away the promise of nudity in this one, you’re left with horrible acting and warmed over Tarantino references. Note: ‘Campy’ is not the same thing as ‘funny’. Have you ever camped? It sucks. You basically drive out to the woods and pretend to be poor.
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LIKE YOUR BOOBS WITH UNFUNNY PARODY?
This movie needs to get the fuck back in the kitchen.
2 words. No. Tits.
Bet on it.
Oh, and full disclosure, Mr. Skin says this one contains only ‘brief nudity.’
Judd Apatow is the producer?
*takes bow, honks dick like a bike horn, winks at Peet*
Who cares about nudity? All He wants to see is the top of their head! Wocka wocka wocka!
In unrelated news: I saw a dog taking a shit while wearing sunglasses this morning.
IT WAS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!
Were you wearing the sunglasses or was the dog?
*has incredible epiphany*
Or was the shit wearing them?
You know the rule, Pauly, pics or it didn’t happen.
This sounds terrible. Sure, I’m not the target audience, but it’s still terrible.
Kung Fu Nun, on the other hand, sounds awesome.
* dismissively wanks with right hand *
* works slide whistle in left hand *
* wags tongue at JHC *
Seriously, if I wouldn’t pay $5 to rent the crappy original movies, why would I pay $10 to watch these plasticine whores make fun of them?
A straight remake of Beyond the Valley of the Dolls would please we non thinking men. You know, before the rest of Ebert’s face falls off.
Even with unfunny parody, my boobs would still get me out of traffic tickets.
I tried to take a pic but he was wrapping it up.
Unfunny parroty is more why than who.
Stone?
These kinda of movies are a lot like the Cardassian pardoy films of Romulansploitation films, either way the Klingons are gonna fill the screen with disruptor shots.
…you guys are gonna make me hunt this dog down for a pic, aren’t you?
Oh good, I see you got that email I didn’t send.
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