I didn’t make a huge fuss when Rampage Jackson won the part of B.A. Baracus in the A-Team movie, one because the idea of an A-Team movie is way dumber than any casting choice could be, and two because Rampage is a charismatic dude. Some people get mad when he tries to dry hump Japanese chicks in interviews, but I dunno… I could watch the guy paint a house. (Preferably with a giant mural of himself on the side).
That said, as this clip (watch it below) from Death Warrior demonstrates, charisma doesn’t always translate to acting ability. Hard to look like a good actor in a movie this horrible, I know, but ‘page still has a pretty bad case of the mumbles. And he fell for the ol’ splits-to-crotch-punch move. C’mon, man, that’s the oldest trick in the book! It’s how my parents fell in love.
Additional sad note: it seems the UFC is actually advertising for this masterpiece.
Come on, guys, there’s a reason the NFL didn’t put their logo on The Game Plan.
[hat tip: MMA Mania]




The mighty One doesn’t get this…is Rampage fighting the fashion police, too?
Leaked scene from THE A-TEAM MOVIE:
FACE: It looks like their hideout is at the base of that mountain.
MURDOCK: I can drop a chopper on that hill, but it will take some work. I’m gonna have to land higher up and we’ll have to go down on foot.
B.A.: Should be no problem to ski down, milk makes strong bones, we’re ready. Don’t need nothin’ but the skis to take that bunny slope.
HANNIBAL: And helmets, guys. Seriously.
I don’t know how my parents fell in love, but they were pretty clear about the fact that my messy room destroyed their marriage. Also, Dad says Mom and I both are awful at giving head.
A Streetfight Named Desire
Needs more Affliction t-shirts. OOO AH AH AH AH.
Apocalypse Pow!
Rampage fell for the Johnny Cage?
“Hard to look like a good actor in a movie this horrible, I know, but ‘page still has a pretty bad case of the mumbles”
You think she’s hard to understand? Try talking to her brother Corky.
Man, Hector Echavarria is argentino, finally some news I can relate to.
Arg, I’d think just watching your toilet flush backwards would be enough to keep you entertained.
Last tapout in Paris
I can’t imagine that anyone involved in the A-Team movie will have to do a whole lot of acting. Shooting and punching and running from explosions, sure.
But acting? Not so much.
Rock, our poop flushes the right way, yours flushes backwards, and besides after the 2000 flushes runs out it gets kinda boring.
Yeah arg, I can see that… (being uninteresting after the blue stuff is gone anyway)
Wow, how awful must Rampage be that they made that lispy Argentine the main star of this?
“Volf, vat da jell is going on wit jew? Jwhy are jew jooing dith?”
Also presented by Tap Out? Butt sex.
This makes The Marine look like The Godfather
Anyone who has seen that photo of Brando with the prick in his mouth (google it) might suggest that Rampage’s acting has Brando written all over it. Or to be more succinct, Rampage’s acting sucks dick.
Banner pic:
Q. Who knows what “Owen Wilson plus black dye” makes?
A. Owen Wilson makes black die.
If Rampage could act, he’d be in the WWE.