11.09.09 AW HELL NAH! WILL SMITH TO GO FULL RETARD.
(Poor Will, nobody told him he didn’t win anything.)
A Hollywood actor is poised to go full retard, and this time, the blackface won’t be necessary.
According to our inside source, The Hollywood Cog, Smith is set to produce and star in Flowers for Algernon, a modern-day adaptation of the Daniel Keyes’ novel.
Flowers for Algernon has been adapted several times since it was originally published in 1959, most famously Ralph Nelson’s Charly, which won Cliff Robertson an Academy Award in 1969. The short story (and the subsequent novel) is about Charlie, a mentally retarded man who is the first human test subject for an experimental surgery that artificially increases intelligence. The experiment had already been performed successfully on Algernon, a lab mouse. Charlie’s newfound intelligence (his IQ skyrockets from 68 to 185), however, comes at the cost of his ability to socialize normally, as he becomes increasingly alienated from those around him. Emotional consequences are involved when Charlie learns the truth of the experiment. [Pajiba]
A guy alienates everyone he works after he suddenly becomes smart? Sounds like a metaphor for the movie business. Seriously, I tried to recommend a book to Jerry Bruckheimer one time, and he just shrieked like Invasion of the Body Snatchers and threw his poop at me.
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AW HELL NAH! WILL SMITH TO GO FULL RETARD.
I-Radio?
Gumpcock?
I Am Rain Man?
I can’t decide if I like the Futarama episode or the NewsRadio episode based on it better.
I find that copious amounts of alcohol increases my intelligence. Makes me better looking, too.
Banner Pic:
The Fresh Prince of Bells Palsy?
Will Smith going full retard. Fitting, seeing as a majority of his films were made for retards anyway.
Simpsons did it.
Ah, from familial retard to retardedly familiar.
I Am Sam.
I Am Legend.
Milk.
Six Degrees Of Separation.
Sean Penn and Will Smith are living proof of the denial of the phrase, “What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.”
Welcome to Earth?
I whistled for a short bus and when it came near, I licked all the windows and even the mirror.
In Depends Day?
Dats how you dwive. Fum now on, dats how you suppost to dwive.
@Michelle:
We “normies” say “Welcome To Earth.” Will Smith, in his infinite retardity, says “Welcome Da Earf.” Truth is, he’s always been retarded. It’s why he made Seven Pounds.
The Pursuit of Crappy Mess?
Congrats nyAwe, you’ve missed elle0’s joke completely
his IQ skyrockets from 68 to 185
It would be better if it jumped from 68 to 89. Then the movie could be called Bonus 21.
*moonwalks to corner*
As Charlie becomes more intelligent does he become less black, because that’s what happened to me. The same experiment was conducted on Michael Jackson. It failed.
[door flies open, Crappy strolls up dressed like Elton John in Tommy]
Why can’t a genious socialize properly? It’s not that tard!
Yeah, and after they made that mouse all smart they had to get him a better pad.
That joke was not nearly bad enough to make you all leave.
*P.U., what’s that smell?*
I’d rather watch the story of the supersmart mouse getting laid: Deflowers For Algernon.
No, really, it wasn’t that bad.
New up!
“Seven Downs” or “Dependence Day” or “Wild Wild Mess”
If Smith goes full retard, does this mean we’ll see the return of the Carlton dance?
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