11.04.09 AVATAR CREW CAN’T STOP CONGRATULATING THEMSELVES
After the jump I’ve got a brand new featurette from Avatar in HD showing a bunch of new footage, along with a bunch of screencaps I’ve helpfully taken so that you don’t have to watch it. I want to praise this movie, I really do, only I can’t get a word in because everyone involved is too busy praising it themselves. Here are some of the best, totally-not-hyperbolic statements from the video:
“He’s taking you on a journey, and it’s just beyond words.”
“We were creating an entire world from scratch.”
“It just doesn’t have a precedent.”
“One thing I’m always going to take with me from this is that I was a part of a revolutionary experience.” [*puts on Che shirt* Righteous, man, righteous. *smokes clove*]
“We’re always trying to push the envelope. This time we were trying to push the envelope, and it pushed back. And then we pushed harder. And it took a long time.” [Push harder! I think I see the head!]
“It doesn’t look like anything you’ve seen before.” [*cough* Ferngully! *cough, cough* Also - it' amazing that the aliens wear baseball caps and have beads in their hair. I've never seen anything like it.]
“It’s not just a movie, it’s a universe.”
Of course it is. You guys created a whole universe. When you think about it, you’re better than God. Because God’s boring old universe didn’t have neon cat people, did it. Hey, you guys wanna see my impression of everyone involved with Avatar?
That’s right, Avatar = cow drinking milk from its own udder.
[cow video via angryclam.com]
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AVATAR CREW CAN’T STOP CONGRATULATING THEMSELVES
I bet their universe doesn’t have retard MMA. Losers.
The Mighty Feklahr’s avatar looks more like a dwarven fighter with a battle axe in one hand, and an orc themed fleshlight in another.
Fact. Blue aliens love fried chicken. Fact.
“It’s not just a movie, it’s a universe.”
No, it is just a movie, actually. A movie with Rastafarian cat people and Sigourney Weaver. Calm the f-ck down.
If I could do what that cow does, I’d never leave the slaughterhouse.
Hey, I got the first three Alien movies on DVD for $13 at Wal Mart.
What? I don’t want to talk about this shitpile of a movie!
I’ve never seen so much shit get spewed by someone named Cameron that wasn’t Cameron Diaz or Kirk Cameron.
It’s just Aliens with more Dakka and blue cats, which is actually all i want in a movie.
He’s taking you on a journey, and it’s just beyond words.
Trish said the same thing about Rooster.
“Good news, we can fly you to an alien planet and graft your DNA with that of an alien, follow that up with a mind-meld thingy, thereby allowing you to infiltrate their species and take them out.”
“And what about my paralysis? How’s that coming?”
“We’re not miracle workers, dude.”
We were creating an entire world from scratch.
Marking the first time that the rash came after the scratch.
I haven’t been this excited not to see something since I found out Wanda Sykes is getting her own show.
I hate their little quirk of having to say “da boo dee da boo daa” after every sentence.
Banner Pic: Even blue cat people enjoy “that guy” pics.
I’ll probably go see this if I can manage to avoid hearing too much about it. Cameron rarely lets me down.
“Wait, this isn’t a Dreamworks production? Then why am I making this face?”
I don’t get what the big deal is about this universe. They fly around on dinosaurs. We got giant freakin ships. These disfigured felines are only a meteor away from losing existentialism.
Boy, I’m sure glad they spent years and tens of millions of dollars animating aliens that are human enough that actors in makeup and prosthetics could easily have played them!
If done long enough, choke ‘bating will turn your kitty blue.
More like James Cameronanism. Whackety.
You naysayers lack vision.
[MechWarrior air-guitar]
This featurette only served to remind me that Smurfette is way sexier than that fugly blue hippie in the banner pic.
*clears throat*
I’d hit that.
I wonder what happened to the rest of the cast from Meatballs 2.
Another reason to not want to see this movie? Blue cat chicks like to keep it “au naturel.”
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