11.24.09 ADAM SANDLER WATCHING HELLBOY
Funny People comes out on DVD today, and though I agree that it should’ve been 15 minutes shorter, I liked it, and if you didn’t it’s probably because you’re a stupid idiot with a limp wiener and everyone hates you. To promote the release, they released this deleted scene in which Seth Rogen (Ira) has to drive Adam Sandler (George Simmons) to San Francisco while he watches Hellboy in the back seat. Then they talk movie ideas, and Ira has an idea for a George Simmons movie in which all the kids born from the sperm he donated in his youth come find him at the same time. It’s a decent idea, as far as Adam Sandler movies go, but Adam Sandler’s all, “That’s dumb, I’m a make a movie where me n’ Rob Schneider watch Kevin James fall down for two hours, and it’ll be like Old School as written as an episode of Caroline in the City.”
At least, I assume that’s how it ends.
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ADAM SANDLER WATCHING HELLBOY
I think it would be better if all the sperm he wasted down the shower drain came back to haunt him all at the same time.
The irony here is that they drove all the way to Frisco without passing a single toll-booth.
Sock babies FTW!
So they will be promoting an extended version of Funny People? That’s about as sensible as mouthfarting to cover your real farts.
It’s fitting to have George sitting in the back seat for that scene, considering that for the next four scenes he acts like a complete fucking baby.
This is precisely why I beat off in a girl’s hair once she passes out.
This is precisely why my hair is so shiny and silky smooth.
Anybody remember when Sandler was funny? Me neither.
Pearlman rides a custom harley or GTFO
Rob Schneider would appear in this movie as the sperm’s swimming coach with a wacky moustache yelling “You can do it!”
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