Comments on: ACTUAL PREMISE: RETARDED CHURCH ORPHAN MMA FIGHTER http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/actual-premise-retarded-church-orphan-mma-fighter FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:42:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Immortal 9 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/actual-premise-retarded-church-orphan-mma-fighter#comment-228209 Immortal 9 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:06:42 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20689#comment-228209 Alternate Title: The Rumble in the Jungle Gym. Alternate Title: The Rumble in the Jungle Gym.

]]> By: Immortal 9 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/actual-premise-retarded-church-orphan-mma-fighter#comment-228191 Immortal 9 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:27:18 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20689#comment-228191 Dream Match: Wight's character from Knucklehead, Sloth from Goonies, Corky from Life Goes On, Switowski from The Longest Yard, Forrest Gump, and Arnie Grape from What's Eating Gilbert Grape in a 6-man death match for the Undisputed Cinematic Slow Man Championship. The fight will be called the Beatdown Syndrome. Dream Match: Wight’s character from Knucklehead, Sloth from Goonies, Corky from Life Goes On, Switowski from The Longest Yard, Forrest Gump, and Arnie Grape from What’s Eating Gilbert Grape in a 6-man death match for the Undisputed Cinematic Slow Man Championship. The fight will be called the Beatdown Syndrome.

]]> By: The Funk Gnarly Beat Monster http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/actual-premise-retarded-church-orphan-mma-fighter#comment-228139 The Funk Gnarly Beat Monster Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:34:09 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20689#comment-228139 Its the Big NaShow Libre! Its the Big NaShow Libre!

]]> By: ShakeYourTailFeather http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/actual-premise-retarded-church-orphan-mma-fighter#comment-228131 ShakeYourTailFeather Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:22:48 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20689#comment-228131 Its going to put a sleep hold on the audience. Its going to put a sleep hold on the audience.

]]> By: TheGSF http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/actual-premise-retarded-church-orphan-mma-fighter#comment-227963 TheGSF Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:37:18 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20689#comment-227963 You had me at the D & D reference in the opening line. You had me at the D & D reference in the opening line.

]]> By: Fek'lhr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/actual-premise-retarded-church-orphan-mma-fighter#comment-227945 Fek'lhr Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:06:20 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20689#comment-227945 In "Knucklehead 4", Krunk meets his match when a Soviet Chernobyl baby, played by Dolph Lundgren, challenges Walter for the Ore Ida Heavyweight Championship! In “Knucklehead 4″, Krunk meets his match when a Soviet Chernobyl baby, played by Dolph Lundgren, challenges Walter for the Ore Ida Heavyweight Championship!

]]> By: Xvi http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/actual-premise-retarded-church-orphan-mma-fighter#comment-227941 Xvi Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:48:12 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20689#comment-227941 Didnt they already make this movie? Nacho Libre had the exact same plot (albeit with lucha libre instead of MMA) and they even HIRED a tard to play the title character. Didnt they already make this movie? Nacho Libre had the exact same plot (albeit with lucha libre instead of MMA) and they even HIRED a tard to play the title character.

]]> By: Stinky Peet http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/actual-premise-retarded-church-orphan-mma-fighter#comment-227932 Stinky Peet Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:11:03 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20689#comment-227932 <b>@Buzz</b>: If this movie tells us anything, it's that you can never be "too simple." @Buzz: If this movie tells us anything, it’s that you can never be “too simple.”

]]> By: Buzzardsaw http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/actual-premise-retarded-church-orphan-mma-fighter#comment-227930 Buzzardsaw Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:05:40 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20689#comment-227930 Alternate Title: Never Back Downs. Too simple? Alternate Title: Never Back Downs.

Too simple?

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/actual-premise-retarded-church-orphan-mma-fighter#comment-227929 Donkey Hodey Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:03:51 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20689#comment-227929 So this is kind of like if the Hunchback of Notre Dame licked windows? So this is kind of like if the Hunchback of Notre Dame licked windows?

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