Thanks we have a great show tonight: very funny lady Kathy Griffin is here; and the music of David Archuletta!

And David Carradine would have been so good in Hangman.

“My brother in law must hate me, and I cannot let this pass. I mean, I might have been able to let it go if his disdain for me had manifested itself in a more civilized manner, like him sucker-punching me in the balls and calling my kids ugly. But no, his hatred for me runs so deep, he chose to exact his villainy upon me in the form of this hell-spawn stupidity know as Stealth.”

This movie made me very happy. I felt like I was able to tell the future because it was so predictable. It also had overpriced special effects that made me smile. If only the actors were replaced with special effects, the movie would improve dramatically. My favorite person in the movie was a voice coming from an computer animated plane that looked like it shouldn’t fly because it ignores all rule of physics. The worst part of the movie was the fact that it lasted more than 2 minutes. I liked the DVD menu. It was very special. After that the movie began to suck a lot. I still am angry at the individual who choose that movie. He should not be allowed to choose movies anymore. I give it one gold star for excellence. Better a gold star than an angry machine trying to kill people who don’t like it. Anyways, don’t waste your time watching this attempt (too nice of a word) of a movie. My little brother could have made a better one on his first try. He’s only 13. Anyways it sucked.

[insert pew joke]

[suspend disbelief long enough to believe I'd ever be in a church]

[wonders if anybody even remembers 2005 mega-flop stealth]