Comments on: A MUCH BETTER NINJA ASSASSIN TRAILER

By: Jirish

Jirish — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:35:06 +0000

Just saw this in the theater. I can pretty much sum this up by quoting a friend who leaned over half-way through the movie and said “There’s still time to sneak into Twilight.”

I would say this is the worst movie I’ve seen in theaters but I saw Paul Blart Mall Cop (not proud).

By: jmanjoe

jmanjoe — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:31:54 +0000

I admit, you had me at “shirtless Asian guy.”

But, once the video asked me to enter my age, and I double-checked I wasn’t at a Japanese TwiHard site, I realized I was at FilmDrunk.

All was well

By: Charlie Br0nze

Charlie Br0nze — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:28:37 +0000

A cougar melon stamp is your mom’s tattooed tit. The good one.

By: Morton Salt

Morton Salt — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:24:45 +0000

My apologies, I meant to type “Steemy Kreen.” Good day.

By: Morton Salt

Morton Salt — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:23:34 +0000

I can accept all the ninja-ing and assassinating in this trailer, but am I the only one who rolled their eyes at the scene with TWO Asians at a coin-op laundry. I mean, really, two Asians meet, ostensibly by chance, and the setting is a coin-op laundromat? Asians. Laundry. I find it completely unbelievable that two Asians, so obviously entrenched in the ways of the Ancient Oriental Art of Ninja Assassination, both have to pay to wash their jammies. Where’s Uncle Liu’s Steemy Kleen? It would be like seeing a movie with Nazis that are blond with blue eyes, but celebrating Passover.

By: The Luchador

The Luchador — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:03:48 +0000

This would make an awesome commercial for natural male enhancement.

By: Immortal 9

Immortal 9 — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:37:35 +0000

I would have figured that the male version of Twilight would be The Lost Boys.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:17:58 +0000

The only thing wrong about this particular shirtless asian in a sparks factory is that he’s over 13.

By: Erswi

Erswi — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:14:59 +0000

Hey Burnsy. . . In.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:05:51 +0000

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe… ass ass.