Comments on: UPDATE: 2012 + RAISING ARIZONA = AWESOME

By: spazmodic

spazmodic — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:15:35 +0000

That ‘Raising 2012′ clip was good, but if it had cut to Leonard Smalls, the Lone Biker of the Apocolypse, at the end …

Well, that would have been super.

By: Noelix

Noelix — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:32:29 +0000

I don’t normally come in here to comment, but by God that is the funniest thing I have seen all day. Thank you for bringing it to light. Keep up with the 2012 bashing, it’s comedy gold. And if you really want yakety sax and the greasy sax guy and 2012 I might just make that happen for you.

By: SavageMouse

SavageMouse — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:28:17 +0000

I’ve finally figured out how Roland Emmerich came up with 2012…

Have you seen that episode of South Park where Stan’s dad is constipated for a month or something, and when he finally takes a laxative he has the biggest crap ever?

Well, ever since the disaster movie went out of style for a bit after 9/11, Roland Emmerich has been walking around with his ass cheeks clenched, dying to just let it rip with another crap like Independence Day or Godzilla, and only getting out a fart like Day After Tomorrow, but now he’s had his bran and prunes and is dropping 2012, THE BIGGEST TURD IN THE HISTORY OF MAN!

By: B.K.

B.K. — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:10:53 +0000

This could just be the hormones, but that Raising 2012 video made me weep with joy.

By: argentino

argentino — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:34:58 +0000

That plane almost made it up that hill, benny.

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:57:33 +0000

I haven’t seen him move so fast since the paperboy was chasing him!

By: Mark It Zero

Mark It Zero — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:48:49 +0000

I’ve just been playing the trailer on mute while listening to Dan Fogelberg’s Same Auld Lang Syne. I can’t stop crying, and I need to hang ornaments.

By: GenePoolParty

GenePoolParty — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:46:44 +0000

Hey Fek, what if we go destroy some Muslim landmarks on film and do our own 2012 mashup?

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:44:42 +0000

He’s driving like he’s racing those two Asian kids, with one doing their best “Howard Cosell”.

By: Mark It Zero

Mark It Zero — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:44:25 +0000

Fek – Thanks to Mohammad Brand Mortar and Spackle, Muslim landmarks are unshakable.